Pipitone Advertising Quotes

#1. The problem with radiation research is that you are constantly battling the biological effects of delayed radiation complications.

Steven Magee

#2. Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone ... when I came back the entire area was missing ...

Steven Wright

#3. Compassion is a mixed passion, composed of love and sorrow.

Noah Webster

#4. Christians who say we are not to judge others are only partially correct! Judging rightly is what Jesus commands. Love and truth are "The Commanded Conjoined Twins" for Jesus Followers; they must never be separated if we wish to obey Jesus' "Platinum Rule"!

Gary Patton

#5. Victim Mentality. Some choose to believe that there is nothing they can do to solve their problems, even when they in fact could. Victims seek to blame others for their problems or blame outside circumstances. This

Mark Manson

#6. We are not infinitely malleable

Tim Kreider

#7. Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?

Dane Cook

#8. What we learned quite early on is what was really important to early British pop that we produced-and this is where we were distinct from almost everybody else in this respect-is that it had to reflect exactly what the audience wanted us to say.

Pete Townshend

#9. On a feeling and sensitive mind a demolished forest impresses unmingled sadness, whereas its primeval grandeur must inspire anyone to immeasurable delight, who is susceptible to the beauties of nature.

Ferdinand Von Mueller

#10. And good luck to you, tortoise," whispered the hare, leaning in close. "And just so you know - nobody knows this, and if you tell anyone I said it, I'll deny it - but I'm not really a hare. I'm a rabbit." This wasn't true - the hare just said it to fuck with him.

B.J. Novak

#11. I really didn't intend to be a musician when I left Japan.

Ikue Mori

#12. During the morning rush hour on March 20, 1995, the Japanese cult Aum Shinrikyo placed packages on five subway trains converging on Tokyo's central station. When punctured, the packages spread vaporized Sarin through the subway cars and then into the stations as the trains pulled in.

Barton Gellman

#13. The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, toward others as well as ourselves.

Oscar Arias