Pineapple Humor Quotes

#1. Don't get me wrong, I'm going to play the young role as long as I can because once that ship has sailed, there's no getting back on it.

Alexa Vega

#2. Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook.

Julia Child

#3. Leaving dishes unwashed is unacceptable, because food remains rot, smell and attract flies. It also makes dishes turn dark over time.

Anastas Mikoyan

#4. The Secret of the Occult Sciences is that of Nature itself, the Secret of the generation of the Angels and Worlds, that of the Omnipotence of God .

Albert Pike

#5. Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Bob Hope

#6. I think that you really don't have a choice, when you see that things are wrong the only choice you really have is to just do what you can to make it better.

Jon Fishman

#7. Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended.

Theric Jepson

#8. I'm not saying I'm a writer, but I've been in movies for a long time, and I think I could write a script for a movie.

Benicio Del Toro

#9. I've always liked country music. It's a certain aspect of America that goes back to the British Isles and the influence is very native to America.

Robert Duvall

#10. The internet creates more of an appetite for media - it doesn't replace physical books, radio or TV.

Marissa Mayer

#11. Allegedly, allegedly I say, the R.G.A. were extremely miffed of portrait painted of their monarch, King Tingaling XX, by Master. Portrait apparently, as it's yet t'be unveiled, depicts King Tingaling XX in rather compromisin' position with a pineapple, a wad of cash and his favourite pig, Buttercup.

Elias Zapple

#12. Absolutely. Justice served with a side of pineapple. That's what I'm here for.

Intisar Khanani

#13. i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass

Tao Lin

#14. I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!

Mitch Hedberg

#15. (Imitating a Belarus citizen commenting on their national flag) Stupid National Anthem ... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

Bill Bailey