Pillsbury's Quotes

#1. Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic.

James Patterson

#2. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has new balloons this year including the Pillsbury Doughboy balloon and the first openly gay balloon. Also the Thomas Tank Engine balloon, and they even have the Ebola nurse balloon.

David Letterman

#3. When it is all about winning, once you've done it, you lose interest; stay focus on helping/developing young people as your long-term goal.

Bradford Winters

#4. In junior high in Germany I fought kids all the time. I had such a bad temper, I almost got thrown out of school. A few lickings from my dad got me out of that scene. He wore me out with a paddle.

Shaquille O'Neal

#5. Pillsbury shouted the only word that came to mind. Ow!

Laura Hillenbrand

#6. From sixth grade on I was a real Pillsbury doughboy. Overweight, long hair, thick glasses.

David Keith

#7. It's huge ears drooped over its face, and it brushed them back with one paw, then rose on its hind feet. The Pillsbury Doughboy might have something like this as his pet.

Dean Koontz

#8. I loved you both, I really did, but you can both be incredibly weak.

Anonymous

#9. In general there is something puzzling about the fact that the most renowned figures in chess - Morphy, Pillsbury, Capablanca and Fischer - were born in America.

Garry Kasparov

#10. Tommy told Sal about the strange white-cloth figure with black stitches that he had found on the front porch.
"Sounds like Pillsbury Doughboy gone punk," Sal said.

Dean Koontz

#11. Give me a theme," the little poet cried, "And I will do my part," "'Tis not a theme you need," the world replied; "You need a heart.

Richard Watson Gilder

#12. Who needed Prozac when a girl could get Pillsbury without a prescription?" ~Allie Shelby, Personal Assets

Kelsey Browning

#13. But people tend to forget what isn't in front of their faces, and most of them are too stupid to read their history.

Darren Pillsbury

#14. Fischer is an American Chess tragedy on par with Morphy and Pillsbury

Mig Greengard

#15. How he could have such a reaction with me looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy astonished me. He was kinky. I'd take it.

Darynda Jones

#16. While extremely sensitive as to the slightest approach to slander, you must also guard against an extreme into which some people fall, who, in their desire to speak evil of no one, actually uphold and speak well of vice.

Saint Francis De Sales

#17. I started at Pillsbury as a manager in one of their analysis functions, then worked my way up the corporate ladder to become vice president. Moving to Burger King was an important moment in my career.

Herman Cain

#18. Enlightenment is a state of wholeness, of being "at one" and therefore at peace.

Eckhart Tolle

#19. True revolutionary change begins by first challenging yourself -- not the world. Until you own your story and the complexities of your experience, no matter how much you may strain against it, you will still be enslaved -- if not by your oppressor, by your past.

Sil Lai Abrams

#20. I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

Charles Grodin

#21. This girl. This little high school kid with her stupid boots and her Addams Family wardrobe and her skin as white and floury-looking as unbaked bread. Pillsbury goth girl, just out of the can.

Kelly Braffet