Top 27 Pillsbury Quotes

#1. This girl. This little high school kid with her stupid boots and her Addams Family wardrobe and her skin as white and floury-looking as unbaked bread. Pillsbury goth girl, just out of the can.

Kelly Braffet

#2. Do you know what the people will say about this day thousands of years from now? What they will say about these creatures and their valiant last stand? Nothing... because we will not tell them. Oblivion is all there is for--

Jonathan Hickman

#3. Men liked to claim how different they were, yet they were all so alike.

Cornelia Funke

#4. In the desert you celebrate nothing but water.

Michael Ondaatje

#5. I started at Pillsbury as a manager in one of their analysis functions, then worked my way up the corporate ladder to become vice president. Moving to Burger King was an important moment in my career.

Herman Cain

#6. How he could have such a reaction with me looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy astonished me. He was kinky. I'd take it.

Darynda Jones

#7. Churches, depending on their policy, can do fantastic work with people in the community.

Annie Lennox

#8. Fischer is an American Chess tragedy on par with Morphy and Pillsbury

Mig Greengard

#9. I think that the use of copyright is going to change dramatically. Part of it is economics. There is just going to be so much content out there - there's a scarcity of attention. Information consumes attention, and there's too much information.

Esther Dyson

#10. Hannah's magic cure for every ill," he teased. "Blueberry cake and a kitten.

Elizabeth George Speare

#11. But people tend to forget what isn't in front of their faces, and most of them are too stupid to read their history.

Darren Pillsbury

#12. Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.

Andrea Dworkin

#13. Opportunities and choices.

Anne Bishop

#14. Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic.

James Patterson

#15. Tenderness is total love, whereas justice is only a part of love, though it believes itself, mistakenly, to be the whole.

Charles-Ferdinand Ramuz

#16. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has new balloons this year including the Pillsbury Doughboy balloon and the first openly gay balloon. Also the Thomas Tank Engine balloon, and they even have the Ebola nurse balloon.

David Letterman

#17. Who needed Prozac when a girl could get Pillsbury without a prescription?" ~Allie Shelby, Personal Assets

Kelsey Browning

#18. An awful lot of Republicans, both in Washington and outside Washington, are resigned to leaving Obamacare in effect.

Ted Cruz

#19. To be a Jew is a destiny.

Vicki Baum

#20. Germany cannot get out of the euro. What it has to do, therefore, is make the economy more flexible - to eliminate the restrictions on prices, on wages and on employment; in short, the regulations that keep 10 percent of the German workforce unemployed.

Milton Friedman

#21. Tommy told Sal about the strange white-cloth figure with black stitches that he had found on the front porch.
"Sounds like Pillsbury Doughboy gone punk," Sal said.

Dean Koontz

#22. In general there is something puzzling about the fact that the most renowned figures in chess - Morphy, Pillsbury, Capablanca and Fischer - were born in America.

Garry Kasparov

#23. The thing about little babies is that you're always afraid they are going to die. At least in the beginning. You are constantly checking to make sure they didn't die and you haven't killed them.

Amy Poehler

#24. Hard and fast, Drake and make it last longer than last time.

Tarryn Fisher

#25. It's huge ears drooped over its face, and it brushed them back with one paw, then rose on its hind feet. The Pillsbury Doughboy might have something like this as his pet.

Dean Koontz

#26. From sixth grade on I was a real Pillsbury doughboy. Overweight, long hair, thick glasses.

David Keith

#27. Pillsbury shouted the only word that came to mind. Ow!

Laura Hillenbrand

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