Pig Latin Sayings

#1. Judge: Why don't you answer him?
Curly: He's tawkin' pig Latin! I dunno what he's sayin'!
Judge: He's asking you if you swear ... !
Curly: [cuts the judge off] No, but I know all the woid

The Three Stooges

#2. He could've penned a rendition of Moby Dick in Pig Latin and he wouldn't have been the wiser.

Kelly Moran

#3. Never talk to the cops, I don't speak pig latin.

Lil' Wayne

#4. Emo means different things to different people. Actually, that's a massive understatement. Emo seems solely to mean different things to different people - Like pig latin or books by Thomas Pynchon, confusion is one of its hallmark traits.

Andy Greenwald

#5. Ix-nay!" I hissed at him. "Ix-nay!" I didn't know why I resorted to Pig Latin right then. It just seemed like the thing to do.

T.J. Klune

#6. As I see it, mainstream comics now speak only to the hardcore few who stayed; conversing in a weird, garbled, visual pig latin only they can understand - rendering the term 'mainstream' a hollow joke - while the true mainstream, the other 99.9% of the populace, find enjoyment elsewhere.

Scott McCloud

#7. If there were a Jessica Chase instruction manual, it would be written backwards in Arabic Pig Latin and twelve thousand pages long with random pages missing.

Olivia Cunning

#8. She looks like a woman who just got laid ... and had about three orgasms.

Stephen King

#9. Because pornography is a tool of Satan that exploits and distorts our God-given sexuality, women - especially Christian women - need to understand the increasing threat of online pornography.

Donna Rice Hughes

#10. As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.

M. Beth Bloom

#11. You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!

Rodney Dangerfield

#12. I'm sorry I didn't wear paint this morning. I tend not to wear it unless I'm getting highly paid.

Tyne Daly

#13. I can scarcely stand to have a manicure. I have to have them because you don't want to look like a disgusting human being - it's self-care and it has to happen, but I get very restless.

Laura Linney

#14. Did she answer my email yet?' That's the new obesity.

Tom Rachman

#15. God never promised us a trouble-free life.

Joyce Meyer

#16. Chapter 1:
I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.

Nicki Elson

#17. Together we are better

John Paul Warren

#18. Let nothing perturb you, nothing frighten you. All things pass. God does not change. Patience achieves everything.

Teresa Of Avila

#19. Jesus Christ was a simple man walked around, did a few miracles, said a few things and died. It was enough for him to say what he felt and glow with the light of eternity.

Frederick Lenz

#20. Curiously, the most serious religious people, or the most concerned scholars, those who constantly read the Bible as a matter of professional or pious duty, can often manage to evade a radically involved dialogue with the book they are questioning.

Thomas Merton