Top 28 Pie In The Face Quotes
#1. Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
Drew Carey
#3. Humor without sadness is just pie in the face
Cath Crowley
#4. I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties.
Alan Rickman
#5. An "attack on SeaWorld" might mean a bomb, or it might mean graffiti and glitter and a cream pie in the face. The government doesn't always seem to distinguish between the two.
Karen Joy Fowler
#6. It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
Stephen King
#7. The Gesundheit Institute is a pie in the face of greed - by taking the most expensive thing in America, health care, and giving it away for free.
Patch Adams
#8. Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.
Johnny Carson
#9. It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.
Gary Carter
#11. A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.
Matthew Moy
#12. I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials ... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach.' Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress.
Teri Garr
#13. If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'
Demetri Martin
#14. Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum.
J.K. Rowling
#15. It felt like life had thrown a pie right in my face. And that pie was full of bricks.
Molly Harper
#16. Bear, believe, hope, endure. May it be so in us. May it be so in me.
Emily P. Freeman
#17. You'll have pie in the sky when you die.
Joe Hill
#18. People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?
Andy Kindler
#19. Whatever is your greatest joy and treasure, that is your god.
Charles Spurgeon
#20. We're attacking all accepted values. Authority, class differences, shared perceptions. We don't care what happens to our social structure -- revolutions are for suckers. Our target is people's collective consciousness. It's like throwing a cream pie in their face.
Fuminori Nakamura
#21. My biggest fantasy was to have a pie thrown in my face, and I always said whoever did that, that's the guy I'd marry.
Sarah Shahi
#22. And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.
Rowan Atkinson
#23. You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.
Emma Thompson
#25. Books for teens are amazing and compelling, I think, because they're generally set in a time in people's lives when they are uncertain about who they are and who they love and what the right thing is to do.
Sarah Rees Brennan
#26. Her whole body shivered and her face fell apart like a bride's pie crust. She put it together again slowly, as if lifting a great weight, by sheer will power. The smile came back, with a couple of corners badly bent.
Raymond Chandler
#27. But we are more than the sum of our parts, and we are more than the numbers on our scales. Be like me and judge people by the decisions they make with their eyebrows. That's way more important.
Luvvie Ajayi
#28. Thank God I didn't have to see his smug face. Sometimes, I wished I had a pie that I could smash into it. Well, if by pie I meant anvil, then yes. I smiled at the visual. I really was sick.
Emily Cyr
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