Picked The Wrong Quotes

#1. He had a plan - and a bus pass with four more days left on it - so this son of a bitch had picked the wrong guy to fuck with.

Christopher Moore

#2. Anybody looking for a quiet life has picked the wrong century to born in.

Whitaker Chambers

#3. You picked the wrong girl to dominate, Dracula.

Rebecca Zanetti

#4. Oh, honey. You picked the wrong bear to poke.

Codi Gary

#5. If you get involved in music expecting to make a living out of it, then you've picked the wrong thing to do. That shouldn't really be in your mind.

Jarvis Cocker

#6. Donald Trump announced his no Muslims are allowed to come to the United States plan and that led to one of the greatest tweets of all time from New York Times columnist. Quote, "OK, I concede I picked the wrong day to modestly walk back my Trumpism as fascism column."

Rachel Maddow

#7. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges

#8. They don't know who we are. Not really. They don't know what we've done, what we've managed together. So let's go show them they picked the wrong damn fight.

Leigh Bardugo

#9. I don't regret anything. I feel like I've made what I would call mistakes. I picked the wrong movie, or I didn't pursue a character, but everything you do is part of you and you get something from it.

Al Pacino

#10. If you battle L, you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread
You can't kill me, I was born dead

Big L

#11. I realised when it came to men, I did not pick the beautiful or the correct. I picked the wrong one.

Rabih Alameddine

#12. I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.

Jeaniene Frost

#13. I hate being looked at. Can't stand it. I know, I know - I picked the wrong career. I should have been a doctor. If you play certain parts you have this nice face painted on you, and then you have feel as if you have a responsibility to this idea of being beautiful. I hate that about our business.

Lena Headey

#14. He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

Jeaniene Frost

#15. There are no tricks in plain and simple faith.

William Shakespeare

#16. I think the Democratic Party has picked a lot of the wrong candidates, the kind that Middle America, or people who are more down the middle and more rational, can't side with. I think that's been the problem.

Glenn Danzig

#17. The saddest thing a girl can do is dumb herself down for a guy.

Emma Watson

#18. The first card was a beautifully rendered but terrifying representation of what Henry guessed was one of the Elders' forms. Next was half a Wolf cookie. Last was a card that had a simple drawing of a smiley face. "That is sooooo wrong," Merri Lee said, shuddering. "Yes, it is." Henry picked

Anne Bishop

#19. A Man having found a Lion in his path undertook to subdue him by the power of the human eye; and near by was a Rattlesnake engaged in fascinating a small bird. "How are you getting on, brother?" the Man called out to the other reptile, without removing his eyes from those of the Lion.

Ambrose Bierce

#20. Whisper to the flashing water your real name, write your signature in the sand, and shout your identity to the sky until it answers to you in thunder.

Christopher John Farley

#21. I got married six weeks ago. It's just a sweet thing. I haven't got a better word for it. It's an enormous amount of sweetness.

Sonya Walger

#22. couldn't I have picked a more reasonable time to do it? Then again, when do I get a reasonable time to do anything anymore? There's always something going wrong. If I put my life on hold until everything was calm, I'd be waiting forever for the chance to start living. Tybalt

Seanan McGuire

#23. A fundamental new rule for business is that the Internet changes everything.

Bill Gates

#24. I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

Colin Quinn

#25. It's going to be okay. Donny doesn't know it yet, but he just picked a fight with the wrong bunch of guys.
Julian Darcangelo

Pamela Clare

#26. Look at these clowns ...
-Hand picked monkeys.
What's wrong with this scene?
-Everything.

Jose N. Harris

#27. Well, I guess I picked wrong then. Jesse doesn't like girls.

Holly Hood

#28. Artists don't always know. Almost every song I ever recorded that was a hit at the majors that the promotional people picked I didn't think it would be a hit. I was wrong every time!

Roy Ayers

#29. There's nothing about you that's fake. Not even on the inside." His eyes finally closed for good, leaving just a wry smile on his lips. "That's why you're so beautiful." I

S.D. Hendrickson