Pharmacist Quotes

#1. To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like.

Bill Maher

#2. My first part-time job gave me the smell of earning money when I worked in a village chemist aged 14. I loved helping the pharmacist with prescriptions and on the shop floor, with its glamorous make-up aisle.

Nicki Chapman

#3. I wanted to be an actor ever since I got on stage for the first time, aged 13. Before that, I thought I might follow in the medical footsteps of my parents: my father was a doctor, my mother a pharmacist.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

#4. My parents owned a pharmacy in Budapest, which gave us a comfortable living. As I was their only child, they wanted me to become a pharmacist. But my own preference would have been to study philosophy and mathematics.

John Harsanyi

#5. My father wanted me to be a pharmacist like himself. He had been a doctor, but he no longer believed in medicine; so he became a pharmacist, but he believed in that hardly more.

Claude Chabrol

#6. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Albert Einstein

#7. One day, while at the drugstore picking up some aspirin for my Mom, dear old Mrs. Burns, our pharmacist, shoved a pack of condoms into my hand with a conspiratorial wink.
"They glow in the dark," she whispered.
This, from a sixty-five year-old granny, I kid you not. Stuff of nightmares.

Ramona Wray

#8. Then, after he'd watched her walk out, a wave of melancholy swept over him and for the thirtieth time that day he regretted that he hadn't just become a pharmacist, or a charter captain, or something that made you feel more alive, like a pirate.

Christopher Moore

#9. If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

Lee Trevino

#10. You can't ask your pharmacist to stock larger quantities of potassium nitrate because you want to make a bigger rocket.

Kary Mullis

#11. There's an opportunity for the pharmacist to play a much greater role in health care, especially with what we have going on in this country with the shortage of primary-care physicians.

Gregory Wasson

#12. While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.

George Ryan

#13. Me: Yes, I'd like some colon cleanse. It's something that cleans you out so your antidepressants work better.
Pharmacist: I think you're using your antidepressants wrong. They go in your mouth.

Jenny Lawson

#14. I'm from Iowa Falls, Iowa. My dad was a small-town lawyer, and my mom was a pharmacist. She worked at Swartz Drug. I have five older brothers.

Patrick Whitesell

#15. I'm waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh's pharmacist writes a book.

Carl Hiaasen

#16. brown paper bags from the pharmacist.

Anita Diamant

#17. A prudent pharmacist often vends something for your complaint. But wine merchant you do this invariably.

Thomas Campion

#18. I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.

Walter Matthau

#19. Hey, pharmacist here. Bodily fluids don't scare me. Neither do yeast infections or wild hair-remover rashes. He moved her hand and leaned down to give her a long hug.
He's hugging me.
Me.

Debra Anastasia

#20. A lot can be said for the infinite mercies of God, but the smarts of a good pharmacist, when you get down to it, is worth more.

Philip K. Dick

#21. My mom worked as a pharmacist, but she is one of the best storytellers I know. My sister is a gospel and opera singer and my brother, who passed away, was a writer.

Tunde Adebimpe

#22. This is your world, kid. Not mine. You know I don't belong here."
"You once told me you loved it down south."
"I was talking about anal sex."
"Of course you were.

Tiffany Reisz

#23. But cycling is less a hobby than it is a discipline with the potential to transform you. It brings balance.

BikeSnobNYC

#24. It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was supposed to be.

Craig Johnson

#25. We make a series of investments, some will pan out and some won't.

Bill Maris

#26. What can I say about this move? Nothing so I won't.

Randy Savage

#27. The pain of love is the pain of being alive. It is a perpetual wound.

Maureen Duffy

#28. We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

Douglas Horton

#29. The heart beats louder and the soul hears quicker in silence and solitude.

Wendell Phillips

#30. keep the hearth of your thoughts pure, by so doing you will bring peace and be happy

ABD- RU-SHIN

#31. Trust to a plank, draw precarious breath,
At most seven inches from the jaws of death.

Juvenal

#32. When we say Shut up, Gat, that isn't what we mean at all.

E. Lockhart