Top 17 Pepto Bismol Quotes

#1. I spent my days spread-eagle in front of a fan, with bright pink calamine lotion slathered all over my undercarriage. If you walked into my room, you'd think I was giving birth to a Pepto-Bismol baby.

Mamrie Hart

#2. The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

Vonnie Davis

#3. I've met some of my best friends in the world working for Victoria's Secret.

Erin Heatherton

#4. There were other sorts of Christmases besides the one he had made a habit of. And it might do him good to have a change, to see how it was with other people.

Alan Hunter

#5. Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

Eminem

#6. We passed Dee's empty bedroom. It looked like Pepto-Bismol threw up in there.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#7. What the fuck was wrong with me, I wondered. I wished there was a version of Pepto Bismol for verbal diarrhea, because I'd invest in it. My

Mariana Zapata

#8. It took me three weeks to write the 'Rhapsody in Blue.' I had always wanted to write something blue and Paul Whiteman inspired.

George Gershwin

#9. Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.' (Talon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. I go through phases as far as working out goes. I'll do yoga for a few months or then work out at the gym, and then if I'm not doing either, there are things that I usually try and do something active, whether it's trying to jump in the ocean with the surfboard or go hiking.

Sarah Roemer

#11. Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady's shorts.

Jimmy Magee

#12. Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle.

Donna Tartt

#13. Despite the disreputable company it keeps, bismuth is harmless. In fact, it's medicinal: Doctors prescribe it to soothe ulcers, and it's the 'bis' in hot-pink Pepto-Bismol. Overall, it seems like the most out-of-place element on the periodic table, a gentleman among scoundrels.

Sam Kean

#14. You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

Jeff Foxworthy

#15. Now she sorta resembled the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man dressed in Pepto-Bismol.

Jana Deleon

#16. I'm on a drug called life.

Kevin Focke

#17. When it comes to my vocabulary, I felt a responsibility when I was teaching to raise the bar of conversation in my classroom. And with my own students, I refused to let them use the phrase "I like" or "I don't like" when we were engaged in a critique.

Tim Gunn

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