People Annoy Me Quotes

#1. Whenever people annoy me beyond reason, I can guarantee it's because they're demonstrating something I'd rather not see in myself.

Nadia Bolz-Weber

#2. You can't be disgusting to people just because they annoy you!" she exclaimed very crossly. "Thousands of people annoy me! Millions of people annoy millions of people all the time! ... You have to put up with them.

Hilary McKay

#3. You people with your quests annoy the pants off me.

Matthew Sturges

#4. It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed like such a lot of people so, yes I would have to say that it has done.

Jo Brand

#5. I won't turn into a pumpkin when midnight comes, will I?"
"If you annoy the wrong people, you might.

Julie Kagawa

#6. I am difficult to love, and I know it. I never learned the unconditional part, so trust evades me. Add sex and I fall apart, eventually retreating back into the swamp. Very few people can put up with me, and I can't blame them. I am a constant contradiction. I annoy myself.

Rosie O'Donnell

#7. I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

#8. It's easy enough to get into power. You can make promises and try to be all things to all people. But the moment you have to make decisions, you're going to annoy at least half of them. Whatever you do, in the end you're almost certain to be brought down by your own character traits.

Robert Harris

#9. Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'

Jim Gaffigan

#10. Sometimes I talk about baseball just to annoy people who don't understand it.

Tad Williams

#11. People are not the way they are primarily in order to annoy me.

Mason Cooley

#12. I can make things move without touching them. I can make animals do what I want them to do, without training them. I can make bad things happen to people who annoy me. I can make them hurt if I want to.

J.K. Rowling

#13. I don't like people much - they irritate and annoy me. But I'm fascinated by them anyway.

Michelle Sagara

#14. There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

Christopher Hitchens

#15. I like long walks, especialy when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Noel Coward

#16. Hopefully I don't annoy people too much.

Missy Franklin

#17. If there was one thing in particular that he had learned by growing up in his father's house it was this: how to annoy people.

Brandon Sanderson

#18. You meet these people who are confident all the time. They annoy me. And I wonder if it's because I'm envious or if it's because they're shallow.

Guy Pearce

#19. Dealing with people whose singular purpose in life is to create problems consumes far too much energy. However, it's much like swatting furiously at an irritating fly; eventually you realize that until you kill it, it will continue to annoy you!

Carlos Wallace

#20. You know anything about investigative work?"
"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.

Ilona Andrews

#21. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

Dave Barry

#22. What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

P. J. O'Rourke

#23. It is very important to understand why those annoying people annoy you and then figure out where that fits into your world.

Auliq Ice

#24. Family is a unique gift that needs to be appreciated and treasured, even when they're driving you crazy. As much as they make you mad, interrupt you, annoy you, curse at you, try to control you, these are the people who know you the best and who love you.

Jenna Morasca

#25. Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

Jim Butcher

#26. When I was young, my voice was so strong, and I would annoy people because I had such a loud little voice. And then it changed, and I thought I wouldn't be able to sing again, because I thought you had to sing like Christina Aguilera to be a singer.

Skylar Grey

#27. One of my greatest pleasures in writing has come from the thought that perhaps my work might annoy someone of comfortably pretentious position. Then comes the saddening realization that such people rarely read.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#28. People that hurt or annoy you are irritants, like hemorrhoids...they eventually become assholes

Terry Robertson

#29. Philanthropy [has become] simply the refuge of people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.

Oscar Wilde

#30. Two things that annoy me, are; people who are positive out of ignorance, and people who are negative out of bitterness, People who are neither usually get along with me and agree with most of what I say. But People who are one of the two think I'm the other and at the end get confused totally.

Auliq Ice

#31. People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me.

John Bonham

#32. I am very blessed. The Valley is full of people, but they do not annoy me. I revolve in pathless places and in higher rocks than the world and his ribbony wife can reach.

John Muir

#33. The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.

E.W. Howe

#34. That's the big challenge of life - to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don't annoy your friends with your whining.

Marc Maron

#35. There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible.

Auberon Waugh

#36. It seems the great advantage of people who annoy us is motivation to engage in reflection.

Auliq Ice

#37. The first thought that occurred to me, that night when I heard the chairman of the jury announce my name, was, Just think how many people hate me at this moment. Naturally, I wanted to annoy those people even further by being arrogant.

John Banville

#38. Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.

John Scalzi

#39. If you are going to do something that will annoy people, tell them about it afterwards; then they will only be annoyed that you have done it, and won't have all the exasperation of trying to stop you.

Dorothy Cottrell

#40. Why couldn't Jesus command us to obsess over everything, to try to control and manipulate people, to try not to breathe at all, or to pay attention, stomp away to brood when people annoy us, and then eat a big bag of Hershey's Kisses in bed?

Anne Lamott

#41. People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

Howie Mandel

#42. Taking offense has become America's national pastime; being theatrically offended supposedly signifies the exquisitely refined moral delicacy of people who feel entitled to pass through life without encountering ideas or practices that annoy them.

George Will

#43. Well, there are some things that I just can't get out of my head, and they start to annoy me after a while. Sometimes they're of my own creation, as well - and they're just as annoying. It's not only other people's ear worms that bug me, it's my own, as well.

Brian Eno

#44. Making female noises, shrieking and squeaking and being shrill, all those things that annoy people with longer vocal cords. Another case where the length of organs seems to be so important to men.

Ursula K. Le Guin