Peed My Pants Quotes

#1. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um ...
Mac MacGuff: *Or* ... ?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Diablo Cody

#2. Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest

Adam Sandler

#3. If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

Gena Showalter

#4. I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants.

Ronda Rousey

#5. I was just walking out of school from cheer practice and she walks right up to me and says "Come with me if you want to live." I laughed so hard at her I almost peed my pants. I mean who says that? It was pretty clear she wasn't from this planet. Everyone knows who the Terminator is.

Shelly Crane

#6. But it was the last string. It was a lame string, for sure, but it was the one I had left, and every paper girl needs at least one string, right?

John Green

#7. Flow is hard to achieve without effort. Flow is not 'wasting time.

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

#8. A high income job, a big house, nice cars, and lavish vacations don't mean you are rich, in fact it could mean exactly opposite

Robert Kiyosaki

#9. I would lay down my life for this ice cream.'
'Wow. That's an endorsement. If I ever decide to mass produce, I'll have to put that on the carton.

Melissa Brayden

#10. The thing that I do is that when I fail, I just keep quiet about it. I just let it go. It's done. I just go to the next thing. I don't complain, I don't go to - I pick my battles very, very judiciously, and I just assume that there's good in the heart of everybody.

James McBride

#11. In Uruguay, the President of the country announced that this would be his legacy, "One laptop per child."

Nicholas Negroponte

#12. A good book is like a good friend, do you know, Lacey? One you can turn to when the night is cold and you are lonely. And there is old Herodotus, standing ready to regale me with tales of his travels.

Ashley Gardner

#13. We attribute our successes to our skills, and our failures to external events outside our control, namely to randomness. We

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#14. I'm scared of flying. And dying." There. She'd said it, and it was out there. Now when Nicole screamed a lot and peed her pants, it wouldn't be so awkward because she'd warned everyone.

T.S. Joyce

#15. You know, comedy's hard. With drama, you have a responsibility to the emotional truth, but with comedy, you have emotional truth and you have technique on top of it.

Julianne Moore

#16. He who commends the brutalities of the past, sows the seeds of future crimes.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#17. I learned a lesson I'd never forget. The lesson was that, when you have setbacks and failures, you can't overreact to them.

Angela Duckworth

#18. Luckily, the forest was so dense that the two escaped without injury, though one of the men peed in his pants.

Liu Cixin

#19. Everything I was feeling, all the hurt and the pain and the emotion I was going through, I put into my music.

Keith Sweat

#20. I don't write songs, play music and tour, really, for anyone else but myself. It's something that I have to do to stay alive.

Jenny Lewis