Paul Shaffer Quotes

#1. My good friend Paul Shaffer and I are going to continue in show business. Next month Paul and I will debut our new act at Caesar's Palace with our white tigers.

David Letterman

#2. Please let him look. I didn't need to hide from someone courting oblivion as ardently as I am.

Gillian Flynn

#3. In India nearly everybody spoke metaphorically except the English who spoke bluntly and could make their most transparent lies look honest as a consequence; whereas any truth contained in these metaphorical rigmaroles was so deviously presented that it looked devious itself.

Paul Scott

#4. The record business has always mystified me. Sometimes there are reasons why things sell or don't sell that can't be understood by mere mortals.

Paul Shaffer

#5. When Marty Short and I get together, I sit down at the piano and play the score of 'Godspell.'

Paul Shaffer

#6. As far as favorite 'overall package' record of all time, I'd have to say 'My Girl' by The Temptations. I like everything about it, not only the composition - but the arrangement, the production, the lead vocals, the background vocals, the horns, the strings. That one I listen to over and over again.

Paul Shaffer

#7. All things come to an end, but when you open your eyes after a long sleep a new journey begins.

Shannon L. Alder

#8. I love to be the center of attention. My oversized ego craves it and needs it.

Paul Shaffer

#9. You've got to be a really straight man to write a song like 'It's Raining Men.'

Paul Shaffer

#10. Hollywood called just as I crested thirty. My novels did not and still do not interest them, but my writing ability did.

Rita Mae Brown

#11. Opening my mouth never works as well as keeping it shut and minding my own business." Hud

Jill Shalvis

#12. Everybody should have a shelter dog. It's good for the soul.

Paul Shaffer

#13. Between religion's this is and poetry's but suppose this is, there must always be some kind of tension, until the possible and the actual meet at infinity.

Northrop Frye

#14. He hated her. Yes, he did. He hated her. Love, too, but it was a hard, hating kind of love.

Tim O'Brien

#15. Life is nutty; anything can happen.

Paul Shaffer

#16. Not only was it enough to be a cover band, it was perhaps the highest calling. After all, if you could play music recorded by others, stay true to the original, and still add fire and flare, why not?

Paul Shaffer

#17. Writing never had the immediate gratification I was looking for.

Paul Shaffer

#18. The respect that you should have for one another-I never knew any of that. So I suffered.

Gloria Gaynor

#19. My years on 'SNL' had reconfirmed that what I do best is play for a sort of edgy comedy.

Paul Shaffer

#20. I saw the Count lying within the box upon the earth, some of which the rude falling from the cart had scattered over him. He was deathly pale, just like a waxen image, and the red eyes glared with the horrible vindictive look which I knew so well.

Bram Stoker

#21. When you look into the eyes of an animal you've rescued, you can't help but fall in love.

Paul Shaffer

#22. I want to learn to sight-read music. And to play the bass pedals on the organ. Those are my only ambitions.

Paul Shaffer

#23. James Brown was my favorite, my absolute idol. Every time I played with him was like a music lesson, and I never thought I could be so funky! I mean, a white boy from Canada - a Jew - getting down with his funky bad self!

Paul Shaffer

#24. I love to do comedy, but music is really my heart.

Paul Shaffer

#25. burning with curiosity

Lewis Carroll

#26. I've never had a plan for the future.

Paul Shaffer

#27. I still talk incessantly about 'SCTV,' and I say, 'Screw the kids!'

Paul Shaffer

#28. Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for.

Josh Billings

#29. I actually met Deadmau5 for the first time on the red carpet in Hollywood for the Grammys. I was there with my daughter, and he introduced himself to me. He said, 'Hey, I'm from Toronto.' I had a little conversation with him, and then I realized I'm talking to a guy with a giant mouse head.

Paul Shaffer

#30. When I discovered that I could tune into American radio stations after dark, this was the hippest thing to me. It sort of saved my life.

Paul Shaffer

#31. I don't know why this concept of what is hip became so important to me.

Paul Shaffer

#32. I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.

Paul Shaffer

#33. Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?

Paul Shaffer

#34. I'm doing less than I used to because I'm a family man now, and I have two kids.

Paul Shaffer

#35. The Dave Clark Five had more appearances on 'The Ed Sullivan Show' than The Beatles.

Paul Shaffer