Top 17 Parking Garage Quotes

#1. Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

Jason Alexander

Parking Garage Quotes #23951
#2. Parking garages are like that person drinking their soda with a straw: They just sit there and suck.

Gregor Collins

Parking Garage Quotes #172200
#3. My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for breakfast, by way of spinning circles in my car and burning rubber in the parking garage of my office building.

Jarod Kintz

Parking Garage Quotes #326979
#4. If I get a ticket in an Aston Martin, I plan to frame it and put it on my desk." And with that Zach gunned the engine and spun out of the parking garage.

Tiffany Reisz

Parking Garage Quotes #530903
#5. Humans are not made for endless light. Humans need their darknesses.

Ian McDonald

Parking Garage Quotes #567529
#6. I hate it [driving] more than anything in the whole world. I'm just an awful, awful driver. I get lost, I hit things (parked cars, one moving car, a pole in my parking garage). Just when I think I got everything under control, I'll miss seeing something out of the corner of my mirror.

Rachael Leigh Cook

Parking Garage Quotes #835814
#7. Oh, doll, I just did. Was it you he was fucking on the hood of Sex in the parking garage before dinner? I didn't think so.

K. Bromberg

Parking Garage Quotes #925246
#8. I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Parking Garage Quotes #987397
#9. Humans will take a rain forest and lose it and cover it with concrete. They will take the woods and turn it into a parking garage and I am not saying that's bad. I am just saying that's what we do. We occupy the planet with a vengeance. We seek to dominate it.

Henry Rollins

Parking Garage Quotes #1085714
#10. I guess the good news that the summer travel season that we were projecting is becoming a reality. We certainly felt that our numbers were going to be there. Our parking lots and parking garage have been full throughout the month.

Karen Carney

Parking Garage Quotes #1112821
#11. After we shot the first 'Twilight,' we organized our own wrap party. We really didn't know what this was going to be. Something like that can come at you unexpectedly, and you just have to try your best to deal with it.

Anna Kendrick

Parking Garage Quotes #1113248
#12. Why should citizenship be a matter of birth? The premise held by those who want to end birthright citizenship is that some people deserve it and some do not - that the status shouldn't be handed out automatically. Frankly, that's a premise worth considering.

Eric Liu

Parking Garage Quotes #1147808
#13. In 1992, with the weight of a perceived world on our shoulders, we disappeared into a parking garage to write the songs that would change the course of our lives forever. 'Siamese Dream' represents all of our dreams coming true, while the dreams of a happy band fell apart.

Billy Corgan

Parking Garage Quotes #1196534
#14. Glenn Beck retired or got fired ... and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?

Bill Maher

Parking Garage Quotes #1399004
#15. As Beck drove out of the garage, he gave the parking attendants a big toothy smile and a wave. "There's some snow on the fifth level. Thought ya might like to know. Y'all have a nice day, now!" he called out.
No wonder Dad liked working with you.

Jana Oliver

Parking Garage Quotes #1484918
#16. I am obsessive always, even as a child. On one side is this strict orthodox religion, on the other is communism, and I am this little girl pulled between the two. It makes me who I am. It turns me into the kind of person that Freud would have a field day with, for sure.

Marina Abramovic

Parking Garage Quotes #1596647
#17. At 1 A.M. a parking garage feels like a crime scene in waiting.

Drew Magary

Parking Garage Quotes #1665888

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