Top 15 Paramedic Humor Sayings
#1. No, I don't think I'm ever going to get serious.
Blake Shelton
#2. All night long if you want. We'll tell our secrets to the dark.
Gayle Forman
#3. 'Into The Wild' had a great sense of wild, unpredictable freedom that I loved, and 'Unforgiven' is just a great western with characters that walked the line between right/wrong with an ambiguity that felt very true to frontier life.
Brendan Fletcher
#4. I'm from Texas, we fry everything.
Selena
#5. Asshole," Ephraim muttered as he turned back around.
Chris chuckeled. "Is that really any way to talk to your favorite child?"
"You're not my favorite," Ephraim argued, but they both knew that was bullshit. "I don't have any favorites."
"Puhlease," Chris said. "You fucking adore me ...
R.L. Mathewson
#6. Secluded in her living room, the midday sun dimmed by long, burgundy drapes - the soft velvet cloth a steal on EBay - Circe watches the soapies on her plasma screen TV. Her elegant fingers deliver fine chocolates to her perfect lips. Her divine green eyes are dull, her expression glazed.
Georgina Anne Taylor
#7. Gain, acquired by many agents, soon accumulates.
Ovid
#8. He said I wasn't living. I was just surviving. And you know one thing, he's right
Michael Scott
#9. As soon as he was gone I blew my breath out and leaned back against the wall. Awkward. First the cop who'd arrested me, then the paramedic who'd kept me from accidentally killing myself. I didn't even want to think what a third thing might be.
Diana Rowland
#11. love has no master.
love knows no yesterday.
love seeks no tomorrow.
love needs nothing.
and nothing can be
taken from love.
love is terrifyingly complete.
Thomas Lloyd Qualls
#12. I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor.
Nicolas Cage
#13. A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
Henny Youngman
#14. I was never a monist - always a diversitarian.
M.H. Abrams
#15. Jesus asks for far more than you ever thought, but offers more than you ever dreamed.
Timothy Keller
