Top 13 Pants Wetting Quotes
#1. I call TVs 'erasers' because they have not only wiped away the entire human experience to date, but whatever it was they were wetting their pants about only fifteen minutes earlier.
Kurt Vonnegut
#2. Shprintzl Rudashevsky's wide face takes on a philosophical, even mystic, blankness. She looks like she's wetting her pants and enjoying the warmth.
Michael Chabon
#4. Nothing had spared her from being mocked for wetting her pants, not even the fact that she had rushed to the delegado's aid.
Laura Esquivel
#5. He had his hand in your pants and he kissed you," Lula said. "I'm wetting myself.
Janet Evanovich
#6. I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.
Jane Austen
#7. I'm a CEO of a public company. You have to show decorum.
Ivan Glasenberg
#8. You know, a sane man would be wetting his pants.. Good thing he was crazy as hell.
-Caillen's thoughts.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#9. Boy, you better check that tone. (Wulf)
Yeah, yeah, ya scare me. I'm even wetting my pants while in your terrifying, gut-wrenching presence. See me shiver and quiver? Ooo, ahhh, ooo. (Chris)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#10. It is common knowledge that Belle women make hard men melt like butter in a pan. They are equally adept at reversing the process.
Paula Wall
#11. I want constructive energy generated by every brushstroke and between every line.
Siren Waroe
#13. Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.
Susan Juby
