Pampers Quotes

#1. You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

Jeff Foxworthy

#2. After we were married, we were broke. Flat broke. Not only did we not have health insurance, we could barely keep a roof over our heads, let alone have the kind of coin to throw around on onesies and Pampers.

Jen Lancaster

#3. You go from Pampers to Depends!

Willard Scott

#4. My mom put me in a Pampers commercial on TV.

Christian Slater

#5. Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

Shaquille O'Neal

#6. Chemical warfare is the only way to describe what happens when cheap perfume, body splash, body spray, underarm deodorant, curl activator, hair spray, and pissy Pampers collide.

Sister Souljah

#7. In artillery exercises, women always win because they're more accurate.

Michelle Bachelet

#8. I do feel that I have unfinished business in the Premier League and now is the right time to return. I considered all the other offers very carefully and I firmly believe that Chelsea is the best choice. They match my footballing ambitions with their hunger and desire to win trophies.

Cesc Fabregas

#9. Allow not, the shallow intentions or vile aspirations of others to taint your heart; Love always. - With an abundance of positivity you will counter the negative, always.

Tiffany Luard

#10. I was so fanatical about trying to save wildlife ... I was unable to accept that we couldn't solve this problem of thousands of years, of wherever humans operated, the environment deteriorated.

Allan Savory

#11. From that day on, his bedchamber becomes ours.

Victoria Aveyard

#12. After a certain point, the ravages of experience reverse themselves; we put on innocence with advancing age, at least in the minds of others.

Margaret Atwood

#13. For a woman to be a lesbian in a male-supremacist, capitalist, misogynist, racist, homophobic, imperialist culture, such as that of North America, is an act of resistance.

Cheryl Clarke

#14. Whenever you're playing sports with people who are better than you are, it makes you rise to the occasion.

J.J. Abrams

#15. Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.

John Walters

#16. The only thing better than succeeding is watching people you know fail.

Nikki Cox

#17. I believe that this is not only the view of the people on both sides of the Strait. It is also the common expectation of the US, Japan and the international community.

Chen Shui-bian

#18. The glittering baits of titles and honours are only for children and fools.

Jane Welsh Carlyle

#19. The war on terrorism was a bait and switch operation.

Eric Alterman