Dan Bergstein Quotes

#1. My Lord does not want to know what I have done for Him. He just wants to know how I am. If he hears from me that I am happy, then he himself becomes exceedingly happy. In umistakable terms He tells me that my happiness is His real and only Satisfaction. - Author: Sri Chinmoy

#2. But I am just a woman who thinks her duty is not to forget. And this duty, which I believe I must fulfill, is: "as a woman" living now I must repeat again and again "I am a woman," because we exist in an epoch still so ancient and ignorant and slow that there is still always the danger of gynocide. - Author: Helene Cixous

#3. You can add some class to it by sealing it with wax. This makes me feel like I'm a Baron sending a letter to the Duchess. Look at that sophistication. - Author: Dan Bergstein

#4. When life gives you food accessories, you turn them into Omega Trophies! - Author: Dan Bergstein

#5. I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, Let's do some charm harm, my snitches! - Author: Dan Bergstein

#6. In the long run, I believe that honesty is definitely the best policy. One can get away by being dishonest for a short term, but ultimately, honesty is what pays. - Author: Kapil Dev

#7. I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, I can see relationships!!! - Author: Dan Bergstein

#8. The trick to taking the paper off the crayons ... is to just do it. There is no trick. - Author: Dan Bergstein

#9. Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise
Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH! - Author: Dan Bergstein

#10. And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have. - Author: Patricia Heaton

#11. I also took a stab at drawing a Novem-Bear. I don't know what a Novem is, but I assumed it meant "balloon salesman." And the Novem-Bear has tentacles because it should. - Author: Dan Bergstein

#12. You can tell I don't like this book, because I drew in it. And that's better than anything else that's in this book. - Author: Dan Bergstein

#13. And since October is coming to an end, what better time to draw Octo-Bear, the bear that is an octopus! - Author: Dan Bergstein

#14. It's curling ribbon, but you don't have to curl it. You don't have to do everything the ribbon tells you to do. Don't live your life like that. - Author: Dan Bergstein

#15. If we do our job right, the Supreme Court won't be made up of men and women who are on the side of the little guy or the big guy; rather, the Supreme Court will be made up of men and women who are on the side of the law and the Constitution. - Author: Chuck Grassley

#16. We're not making mistakes. We're making experiences. - Author: Dan Bergstein

#17. It's not that I'm weak, it's that I'm scared of most things. - Author: Dan Bergstein