Pain In The Arse Quotes

#1. Girlfriends aren't allowed to care if you have Stilton socks. Friends are." All the same, she gave her hands a quick, professional shake and took hold of my foot. "Plus, you might be less of a pain in the arse if you got more action.

Tana French

#2. I could cuddle him, the adorable pain in the arse that he is

Jodi Ellen Malpas

#3. Sometimes being a Highland Laird was a royal pain in the arse.

Victoria Roberts

#4. I eased back into the throne. Damn comfortable: swan-down and silk. Kinging it is pain in the arse enough without one of those gothic chairs.

Mark Lawrence

#5. I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.

Harold Pinter

#6. I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.

Christine McVie

#7. So, she said. You met your brother.

You know, said Fat Charlie, you could have warned me.

I did warn you that he is a god.

You didn't mention that he was a complete and utter pain in the arse, though.

Neil Gaiman

#8. Kane raised an eyebrow so I said, "Skull... he was me Mr. Almost, but you? You're what I like to call me Mr. Pain In The Arse and that translates to me Mr. Right.

L.A. Casey

#9. Workdays are, I imagine, rather like learning to ice-skate Torvill and Dean's The Bolero. They start and end easily enough; it's the bit in the middle that causes the pain in the arse.

Fennel Hudson

#10. I am a ginger tim. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse.

Joan Ellis

#11. I have never heard anyone refer to any of my brothers as a nice guy ... I'm going to assume you really meant he's a pain in the arse but you like him anyway against your better judgment. - Malina MacGregor

Michelle M. Pillow

#12. Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us it's a right fucking pain in the arse

Ricky Gervais

#13. Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help - they don't feel like they are being listened to.

Jamie Oliver

#14. I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

Andy Samberg

#15. They say this fruit be like unto the world / So sweet. Or like, say I, the heart of man / So red without and yet within, unclue'd / We find the worm, the rot, the flaw. / However glows his bloom the bite / Proves many a man be rotten at the core.

Terry Pratchett

#16. People are talking about immigration, emigration and the rest of the fucking thing. It's all fucking crap. We're all human beings, we're all mammals, we're all rocks, plants, rivers. Fucking borders are just such a pain in the fucking arse.

Shane MacGowan

#17. If I spend all my time being upset about having lost a job, then the next however many auditions I have are going to be useless.

Henry Cavill

#18. Jace karate chopped his wrist, and Eric's fingers went numb. Step away from the eggs, Sticks.

Olivia Cunning

#19. It was only a searing pain running from her coccyx that was giving her any trouble. She'd landed on her arse - which, thankfully, had enough padding on it to have saved her from anything more serious. Three cheers for fat-bottomed girls.

Debbie Johnson

#20. Every writer has to make an emotional journey from artist sitting in attic to being part of a business. The writer of a film is like Tinkerbell. You are only there because people believe in you. The moment they dont, because youre a pain the arse, youve lost.

Julian Fellowes

#21. An unacknowledged trauma is like a wound that never heals over and may start to bleed again at any time.

Alice Miller

#22. After awhile, marriage gets a little stale and you're looking for something to scratch that a little.

Boris Kodjoe

#23. My enemies are everywhere. And sometimes, those we least suspect turn out to be our biggest threats.

Sara Shepard

#24. The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

Elbert Hubbard

#25. Caution once forgotten could be forgotten once too often.

Robert Jordan