Oven Mitt Quotes

#1. It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt.

Paul Di Filippo

#2. Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Robin Williams

#3. My parents scrimped and saved all their lives, to the point where my mother used a disgusting old oven mitt that was stained and partly patched together with a skirt I made in seventh grade.

Roz Chast

#4. I'll put an oven mitt on before I handle anything hot - including my penis.

Jarod Kintz

#5. Oh no! No, you didn't! You done had a buffet and you didn't invite the Simi, for shame on you akri-Caleb! You a mean demon boy! You off the Simi Christmas list for that! No oven mitt for you! Bad, bad demon, bad! Simi

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. When I met Apple, I made it very clear that I am an old punk and I have never done commercials or been sponsored. And I wasn't after their money.

Bjork

#7. Oh, Papa, I've done something terribly silly. I've fallen in love with someone, and he loves another. The strange thing is, as much as it hurts, I only want him to be happy. And if she'll make him happy, I want him to have her.

Lorraine Heath

#8. There is always something good and unique in the life of every woman so put those talents and wisdom to good use today, by so doing you will make your world a better place than you met it.

Jaachynma N.E. Agu

#9. Ereaders were a great convenience, but nothing could beat the smell of a library and old books.

Kate Evangelista

#10. Sadly enough, individual liberty remains the ideal of revolutionary thinkers even in the 21st Century.

A.E. Samaan

#11. So here are our truisms about truth:
Truth is objective.
Truth is good.
Truth is a worthy goal of inquiry.
Truth is worth caring about for its own sake.

Michael P. Lynch

#12. You must learn not only to judge but to act for yourself.

Fanny Burney

#13. I grew up in the East Village, in Alphabet City, when it was a very dangerous neighborhood. To survive there, I had to learn to be a little bit invisible.

Josh Pais