Top 36 Outhouse Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Outhouse

#1. Well, have you ever thought of bathing?' I asked, turning away. 'No one wants to hire a wizard who smells worse than their outhouse. And who knows what creatures are living in that hair?

Alexandra Bracken

#2. There is a Senate and a Congress who carry on endless sessions discussing garbage disposal and outhouse inspection, the only two questions over which they have jurisdiction.

William S. Burroughs

#3. It's a short trip from the penthouse to the outhouse.

Paul Dietzel

#4. The old junky has found a vein ... blood blossoms in the dropper like a Chinese flower ... he push home the heroin and the boy who jacked off fifty years ago shine immaculate through the ravaged flesh, fill the outhouse with the sweet nutty smell of young male lust.

William S. Burroughs

#5. I think of myself as a Hollywood hillbilly, but I'm sick of all these questions people ask about Alabama. 'Do you have an outhouse?' 'Is there a lot of inbreeding in your family?' They think all Southerners don't have computers and TV sets and that we're all still living in 1862.

Sunny Mabrey

#6. You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

Jeff Foxworthy

#7. This is why we said 'ain't'
and 'he don't'.
We wanted words to fit
our cold linoleum,
our oil lamps, our
outhouse. We knew
better but it was wrong
to use a language
that named ghosts,
nothing you could touch.

Vern Rustsala

#8. From flophouse bed
To poorhouse bread,
all outhouse sorrow:
I thee wed.

Roman Payne

#9. The English have gone soft in the outhouse. England is like some stricken beast too stupid to know it is dead.

William S. Burroughs

#10. Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.

Gail Carriger

#11. It was not an outhouse resting upon the imagination. It was reality.

Richard Brautigan

#12. On the morning of the best day of her life, Maude Flynn was locked in the outhouse singing 'the Battle Hymn of the Republic

Laura Amy Schlitz

#13. What difference does it make if you live in a picturesque little outhouse surrounded by 300 feeble minded goats and your faithful dog? The question is: Can you write?

Ernest Hemingway,

#14. As the days went by, my frustration festered like an outhouse during a Jamaican summer.

Andrew Cormier

#15. People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature.

Roy Blount Jr.

#16. Where's the toilet room?"...
"Outhouse 'round back."
When the boy's eyes lit up, Albert laughed again.
"You like that?"
"Sure. Lots of lizards.

Caroline Fyffe

#17. Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.

Robert Maxwell

#18. Calling Sol stubborn was like calling an outhouse aromatic.

Suzie Quint

#19. Maybe everything the slave catcher said was true, Cora thought, every justification, and the sons of Ham were cursed and the slave master performed the Lord's will. And maybe he was just a man talking to an outhouse door, waiting for someone to wipe her ass. -

Colson Whitehead

#20. Every morning, therefore, uncle Charles repaired to his outhouse but not before he had greased and brushed scrupulously his back hair and brushed and put on his tall hat.

James Joyce

#21. If ya let hornets rest in yer outhouse, it's hard t'get pissed when they buzz down and sting yer ass.

Stephen J. Cannell

#22. I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

Tommy Lee Jones

#23. I literally went from the outhouse to the White House.

Wynonna Judd

#24. I'm sorry," she said softly. "Even if you'd looked like you were born downwind of an outhouse, I would have snapped a thousand photos of you. And then used those photos to blackmail you later, but my reasons are inconsequential.

Gena Showalter

#25. You doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse.

Sandra Hill

#26. Most people would live in an outhouse in Bangladesh before they would voluntarily move to Nebraska.

Poe Ballantine

#27. Signs of craziness, like Hoyt McCoy dancing around naked? Disgusting filthiness, like a smelly outhouse or rat-swarmed garbage?

Jeanne DuPrau

#28. We're not quite mainstage material. We're more like outhouse material!

Andrew Dost

#29. Uglier than death backin' outta the outhouse readin' mad magazine and crazy as a football bat.

Alan Moore

#30. I do not talk about my weaknesses, I work on them.

Fedor Emelianenko

#31. many teams that say they have an estimation problem actually have a negotiation problem. A manager asks for an estimate. The team says, "That will take four days." The manager makes a counteroffer, "Can you make it two?" This is no longer a discussion about estimates. It's a negotiation.

Elisabeth Hendrickson