Our Wedding Night Quotes

#1. How do we want our air? Pure. How do we want our water? Pure. How do we want sex on our wedding night? Pure.

Molly Kelly

#2. You know," I told him on our wedding night, "I'm just as much me when I'm with you, as I am without you." And because Hardy understood what I meant, he pulled me into his arms, against his heart.

Lisa Kleypas

#3. I believe I have thought of nothing but the mystery of your skin and the scent of your hair since the day we met. I believe I meant every word in that chapel about making you my wife, and I believe I am going to have the time of my life on our wedding night, my dear. Do you believe?

Leslea Tash

#4. My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

Henny Youngman

#5. A little of me goes a long way," I told my wife on our wedding night.

W.H. Mitchell

#6. In one of her more philosophical moments, she decided that the reason virginity was so prized for a bride was because early man must have realized that a bride who knew what was in store for her on her wedding night, would not be smiling quite so radiantly when she walked down that aisle!

Judith McNaught

#7. In this age of one-night stands, virtual relationships and text sex, a wedding was a modern miracle.

Eleanor Prescott

#8. I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.

Joan Rivers

#9. When the sun begins to set, we do exactly as we did the night before. Caroline fusses over Dink. Jaxon ogles Harper. The boys gather desert debris for our beds. Guy watches me undress. I imagine our wedding.

Victoria Scott

#10. This is embarrassing," Mr. Haffey informed me. I winked at him. "What, Mrs. Haffey never carried you over the threshold on your wedding night?

Ilona Andrews

#11. Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Peter Ustinov

#12. He was as happy as a pup on Christmas morning, as a maid on her wedding night, as a wolf before his bloody red supper.

Daniel Polansky

#13. What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night?

H.M. Ward

#14. I heard of a tradition," said Thorne, "where the guests are supposed to make a bunch of raucous noise outside of the bridal chambers on the wedding night, until you give us candy and send us away."
Scarlet glared at him. "Yeah, please don't do that.

Marissa Meyer

#15. Dahling, they've always hated me, but this has to be the final nail in the coffee. They're jealous because their mother gave me her diamond pendulum on my wedding day. Now they're demanding it back. They hound me day and night. My God, it's like they have channel vision.

Delora Dennis

#16. The moon, white and voluptuous like a proud, fat bride on her wedding night, had just cleared the horizon. From

Zeece Lugo

#17. Alan lowered the lamp flame until there was only a glimmer of light in the room. His skin burned with fever as he climbed into bed beside Huiann. He felt like a groom on his wedding night except, he reminded himself, there would be no copulation. None. Not tonight.

Bonnie Dee

#18. I wanted to lie in bed with her at night, and bemoan the ordeal of planning a wedding. I wanted it all.

Christina Lauren

#19. On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Jim Davidson