Oscars Ceremony Quotes

#1. The Oscars Ceremony: a great workout for the gag reflex

Dean Cavanagh

#2. I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don't think they know what they're doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn't win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.

Woody Allen

#3. I flew in combat in Vietnam. I got shot at, I shot back, I got shot down. Compared to this flight, I felt a lot safer in combat.

Dick Rutan

#4. When leaders care less about their people, their people will be careless.

Simon Sinek

#5. This was London, after all. I had read somewhere that wherever you stand in the entire city, you're never more than twenty yards from a rat. There were 50 million of them. That was like seven rats per human.

Amanda Gefter

#6. It's not that some people have willpower and some don't ... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not.

James Gordon

#7. I feel like I had zero control over getting cancer, but I have 100 percent control over how I will respond to dealing with cancer.

Kay Yow

#8. What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

Jerry Seinfeld

#9. It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Gertrude Stein

#10. Cosmos mariner destination unknown

Conrad Aiken

#11. Make sure, for once and forever, that the color of our skin becomes as irrelevant as the lenght of our hair

Alejandro G. Inarritu

#12. Born in the silent era, with the first ceremony hosted by Douglas Fairbanks at the Roosevelt Hotel, the Oscars are a tradition in a business that doesn't have much of it, and the biggest spectacle in a business that's often nothing but.

Steve Erickson

#13. We can do one of two things with suffering: we can absorb it and let it change us, or we can let it crush us. Suffering will change you, or it will crush you.

Jennie Allen

#14. We have a language that reflects how we learn to paint, but not how we learn to paint our paintings. How do you describe the [reader to place words here] that changes when craft swells into art?

David Bayles

#15. We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody threw the girl off the bridge.

John D. MacDonald

#16. The attractiveness that exists to man in the very helplessness of woman is scarcely realized.

Alphonse De Lamartine

#17. Size alone is not a key to success, as we have seen recently.

Norbert Reithofer

#18. I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there was a war on, and on another occasion, I remember, I was suddenly taken drunk.

John Ford