Osbournes Tire Quotes

#1. I really wanted to talk to her.
I just couldn't find an algorithm that fit.

Peter Watts

#2. In order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without pictures of kitties on it.

Christopher Moore

#3. If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another.

Epicurus

#4. I have the mind to do so many fields, careers, jobs, and hobbies; but I have the heart to do few fields of work, careers, jobs, and hobbies

Temitope Owosela

#5. Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible; reason distinguishes between the sensible and the senseless. Even the possible can be senseless.

Max Born

#6. It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?

Gerard Way

#7. On considering adultery - Why go out for hamburger when I can have steak at home?

Paul Newman