The Osbournes Quotes

#1. We're probably the opposite of the Osbournes. We run a very tight ship.

Hulk Hogan

#2. We use our tax dollars to pay some bureaucrat to kill a mountain lion, dig a hole and bury this precious beast. No one gets to eat it, nobody gets to buy licenses, fees and taxes themselves. And that's only after a mountain lion has killed somebody! Oh my God! And the Osbournes are still No. 1!

Ted Nugent

#3. I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.

Sara Gilbert

#4. I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody else living it.

Al Jourgensen

#5. Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

Robin Williams

#6. Growing up, I was the champion of spiders and moths in my house, catching and releasing them for my mother at great personal risk.

John L. Monk

#7. The astrologers and historians write that the ascendant as of Oxford is Capricornus, whose lord is Saturn, a religious planet, and patron of religious men.

John Aubrey

#8. They wouldn't let me play; only Alice would play games with me anymore.

Stephenie Meyer

#9. All I can do is play the game the way the cards fall.

James A. Michener

#10. I'm smart but not enough
just smart enough to have problems.

Ned Vizzini

#11. Remember how quickly our field [computer science] changes. That's why you want to focus on learning things that don't change: how to work well with other people, how to carefully assess a client's real - as opposed to perceived - needs, and things like that.

Randy Pausch

#12. It's in our genes, we were built to wander.

Helen Fisher

#13. A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick.

Toni Morrison

#14. I'd like the [Cosmos] series to be so visually stimulating that somebody who isn't even interested in the concepts will just watch for the effects. And I'd like people who are prepared to do some thinking to be really stimulated.

Carl Sagan

#15. There aren't twelve types of people in the universe--there are two... The ones that stand still and try to fit in... and the ones that go seek out where they belong.

Romina Russell

#16. I suck in a breath. This is what it feels like when your life starts happening, I think.

Julie Murphy