Osbournes Quotes

#1. We're probably the opposite of the Osbournes. We run a very tight ship.

Hulk Hogan

#2. We use our tax dollars to pay some bureaucrat to kill a mountain lion, dig a hole and bury this precious beast. No one gets to eat it, nobody gets to buy licenses, fees and taxes themselves. And that's only after a mountain lion has killed somebody! Oh my God! And the Osbournes are still No. 1!

Ted Nugent

#3. I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.

Sara Gilbert

#4. I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody else living it.

Al Jourgensen

#5. Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

Robin Williams

#6. Courage, kindness and a great determination to succeed in life with a smile were hallmarks of my wonderful wife. And why her story deserves to be told.

Paul Roberts

#7. If there is any method in the way I take pictures, I believe it lies in this: See the subject first. Do not try to force it to be a picture of this, that or the other thing. Stand apart from it. Then something will happen. The subject will reveal itself.

Bill Brandt

#8. The only dreams that matter are the ones you have when you're awake.

John O'Callaghan

#9. Oh, I don't know, may be because I was, ya know, a little distracted by THE VOICE IN MY HEAD! Jacque realized she was yelling.

Quinn Loftis

#10. Christians have burnt each other, quite persuaded. That all the Apostles would have done as they did.

Lord Byron

#11. These things are going to eat away at me ... I rewrite the script in my head until it's 100-proof poison, and none of it helps at all.

Nick Hornby

#12. I've been complimented enough and asked to run for various offices out here in Utah, but right now, I'm not interested. I don't know that I have the stomach for it.

Dale Murphy

#13. Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Groucho Marx

#14. (Obama) really has no experience or knowledge or judgment about the issue of Iraq and he has wanted to surrender for a long time.

John McCain