Oompa Quotes

#1. So quit looking for 'the one'. You have a better chance of finding an Oompa Loompa riding a unicorn, fighting Bigfoot.

Matt Chandler

#2. Sorry, but I'd rather sit home eating Vienna sausage straight from the can watching Andy Griffith reruns than be forced to dine with that Oompa-Loompa!

Piper Faust

#3. What happened to your face?"

"What happened to yours?" I retorted. "You look like a damn Oompa Loompa. You should lay off the spray tanning, Lea.

Jenny Trout

#4. Oompa-Loompa Land?" He shook his head. "No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don't even like fake tans. I'd never be their king.

Larissa Ione

#5. You confuse what's important with what's impressive.

E. M. Forster

#6. My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All that was missing were the Oompa Loompas and Willy-fucking-Wonka.

J.A. Saare

#7. Screaming Morgan in a cop house is like yelling for an Oompa Loompa in a chocolate factory. You guys pop up like gophers.
That's pretty much what dinner's like at our house, Kane acknowledged. Like a game of whack-a-mole.

Rhys Ford

#8. I want an Oompa-Loompa!' screamed Veruca.

Roald Dahl

#9. I need you to tell me you're mine, to swear that you are mine, because, damn you, I need to be yours!

Karen-Anne Stewart

#10. I did my first show when I was five and I was the King of the Oompa Loompas in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' The kids' theater company, I was the youngest one, so there wasn't a part for me, so they made me the king of the Oompa Loompas.

Max Schneider

#11. These days vampires gravitated toward particle accelerators, projects to decode the genome, and molecular biology. Once they had flocked to alchemy, anatomy, and electricity. If it went bang, involved blood, or promised to unlock the secrets of the universe, there was sure to be a vampire around.

Deborah Harkness

#12. At the end of the day, if you've got the great idea, and someone judges you've got the managerial capability, you'll probably get the backing for it.

John Caudwell

#13. I consider myself fortunate that in my home, acting or the creative arts were a good option. This was a respected tour of duty in my family. Acting wasn't something that was left to tragic bohemians. But we weren't a family that obsessed on cinema.

Sean Penn

#14. Three in the morning.
Making yourself a cup of coffee in the dark, using a flashlight when you pour the boiling water.

William Gibson

#15. You should write a novel." "Me? Write a novel?" "Well, you do read a lot of them." "And you eat a lot of candy bars, but I don't see you running out to hire a bunch of Oompa-Loompas and starting a chocolate factory.

Tammy Blackwell

#16. Andrew, you are aware that no one should be that shade of orange unless they're an Oompa-Loompa,right?

Lauren Dane

#17. Nobody likes a child to die or losing an election.

Barbara Bush

#18. Ray was looking extra Oompa-Loompa-like this morning with his fake tan a seemingly brighter shade of orange than usual. His brown hair matched his personality - slick and greasy. "Morning,

Ann Charles