Onion Soup Quotes

#1. Curiosity is a good thing, like onion soup. But too much onion soup makes your breath smell terrible. And too much curiosity can make your whole body smell terrible, if it causes you to be dead.

Michael Reisman

#2. Their nasty whispering made me angry. They had a neat way of tucking their point inside something softseeming and neighborly. The cutting edge was hidden in a joke or a piece of advice. It was like being sliced by a tiny blade hidden in a goose feather; it took a moment to realize the wound.

Ananda Braxton-Smith

#3. Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet.

Sonya Levien

#4. Washington is a city of locker-room boys, and all the old, outmoded notions apply: men and women are ushered to separate rooms after dinner, sex is dirty, and they are still serving onion-soup dip.

Nora Ephron

#5. The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

Ambrose Bierce

#6. Good-will never added an onion to the soup, and is good for nothing but a passport to paradise.

Victor Hugo

#7. The art school babe quotes William Blake as she rolls a joint, then I think that I'll score.

Ray Davies

#8. What if choices were not viewed as right and wrong, but instead as just a variety of life experiences?

Staci Bartley

#9. Often, I think, displaced people imagine themselves leading double lives. So a portion of my identity has always been privately siphoned into what would have been if I had stayed in Wisconsin.

Mona Simpson

#10. For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have massive sweating issues, and particularly if on top of that you have quite smelly sweat that smells like onion soup.

Caitlin Moran

#11. Most of the criticism I get is that I am too positive and too hopeful ... in my words, I don't beat people down enough.

Joel Osteen

#12. Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. - SUZANNE NECKER, WIFE OF JACQUES NECKER, MINISTER OF FINANCE

Michelle Moran

#13. Each morning when we wake up to life we see that we have a gift of twenty-four brand new hours. If

Thich Nhat Hanh

#14. Beauty is not diminished by being shared.

Robert A. Heinlein

#15. School's out forever, school's been blown to pieces.

Alice Cooper

#16. You may have won the war, but you will never take my crown

Ronnie Radke

#17. Technology is society made durable.

Bruno Latour

#18. Beware of rashness, but with energy and sleepless vigilance go forward and give us victories.

Abraham Lincoln