Oncoming Traffic Quotes

#1. Hey, you're taking up the entire sidewalk, bitch!" She scowled and yelled, "I have children!" I yelled back at her, "Well, next time give your husband a blow job and you won't! Why should I have to walk into oncoming traffic because you don't want to give a little head?

Joan Rivers

#2. Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic ... is counterproductive!

Jim Carrey

#3. I'm surprised when I see someone doing the logical, commonsense thing: Walk facing the oncoming traffic.

Robert James Thomson

#4. Not bragging too much, but I had to be careful never to smile while I drove: It had the capacity to blind oncoming traffic.

Rick Yancey

#5. He disdains such cowardly acts as looking in wing mirrors or using his indicators. His Ambassador is his chariot, his klaxon his sword. Weaving into the oncoming traffic, playing 'chicken' with the other taxis, Balvinder Singh is a Raja of the Road.

William Dalrymple

#6. This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

Terry Pratchett

#7. I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends, his wife was driving. She went into oncoming traffic, our car flipped almost four times. I didn't even have time to put on a seat belt, because they'd just picked me up.

Dominic Cooper

#8. Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

Dov Davidoff

#9. I changed my mind," he said. "I'll take you up on helping me get a job."
I almost swerved into oncoming traffic.

Richelle Mead

#10. I don't share the view that China and the U.S. need to reach some kind of strategic accommodation to carve up the Asia-Pacific region - that is an arrogant proposition and deeply insulting to other countries in the region, including Japan and potentially also India and Indonesia.

John Howard

#11. Cuba forces in Angola gave a real shot in the arm to the liberation movements, and it also was a lesson to the white South Africans that the end is coming. They can't just hope to subdue the continent on racist grounds.

Noam Chomsky

#12. Rest in the knowledge that God is both abundantly gracious and ridiculously generous.

Jared Brock

#13. Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.

Robert A. Heinlein

#14. I can't stop traffic on Fifth Avenue, not unless I walk in front of an oncoming cab.

Benedict Cumberbatch

#15. Consulting the rules of composition before taking a photograph, is like consulting the laws of gravity before going for a walk.

Edward Weston

#16. The evil one knows where to attack. He is going to attack the home. He is going to destroy the family. That's what he wants to do ... Let us make up our minds he will not do it in our families

Spencer W. Kimball

#17. We have the ability to pass our memories on. We just have to tell them to someone.

Sarah Ockler

#18. To be number one, you must train like you are number two.

Maurice Greene

#19. If there were any clear investigation of 9/11, they wouldn't let Louie Freeh off the hook.

Sidney Blumenthal

#20. Writers, unlike most people, tell their best lies when they are alone.

Michael Chabon

#21. You know, it's quite all right to give the underdog a hand, but only one hand. Keep the other hand on your pistol - or he'll try to eat the one you gave him!

H. Beam Piper

#22. Singing with children in the schools has been the most rewarding experience of my life.

Pete Seeger

#23. To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

Artie Lange

#24. If I stopped touring tomorrow, it wouldn't change my life.

John Oates