Top 24 Oncoming Traffic Quotes

#1. Hey, you're taking up the entire sidewalk, bitch!" She scowled and yelled, "I have children!" I yelled back at her, "Well, next time give your husband a blow job and you won't! Why should I have to walk into oncoming traffic because you don't want to give a little head?

Joan Rivers

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #349854
#2. Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic ... is counterproductive!

Jim Carrey

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #349912
#3. I'm surprised when I see someone doing the logical, commonsense thing: Walk facing the oncoming traffic.

Robert James Thomson

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #996775
#4. Not bragging too much, but I had to be careful never to smile while I drove: It had the capacity to blind oncoming traffic.

Rick Yancey

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1322801
#5. He disdains such cowardly acts as looking in wing mirrors or using his indicators. His Ambassador is his chariot, his klaxon his sword. Weaving into the oncoming traffic, playing 'chicken' with the other taxis, Balvinder Singh is a Raja of the Road.

William Dalrymple

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1467537
#6. This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

Terry Pratchett

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1579209
#7. I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends, his wife was driving. She went into oncoming traffic, our car flipped almost four times. I didn't even have time to put on a seat belt, because they'd just picked me up.

Dominic Cooper

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1667899
#8. Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

Dov Davidoff

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1862807
#9. I changed my mind," he said. "I'll take you up on helping me get a job."
I almost swerved into oncoming traffic.

Richelle Mead

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #218088
#10. I don't share the view that China and the U.S. need to reach some kind of strategic accommodation to carve up the Asia-Pacific region - that is an arrogant proposition and deeply insulting to other countries in the region, including Japan and potentially also India and Indonesia.

John Howard

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1749757
#11. Cuba forces in Angola gave a real shot in the arm to the liberation movements, and it also was a lesson to the white South Africans that the end is coming. They can't just hope to subdue the continent on racist grounds.

Noam Chomsky

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1649695
#12. Rest in the knowledge that God is both abundantly gracious and ridiculously generous.

Jared Brock

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1452883
#13. Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.

Robert A. Heinlein

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1399684
#14. I can't stop traffic on Fifth Avenue, not unless I walk in front of an oncoming cab.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1356897
#15. Consulting the rules of composition before taking a photograph, is like consulting the laws of gravity before going for a walk.

Edward Weston

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1325575
#16. The evil one knows where to attack. He is going to attack the home. He is going to destroy the family. That's what he wants to do ... Let us make up our minds he will not do it in our families

Spencer W. Kimball

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1288353
#17. We have the ability to pass our memories on. We just have to tell them to someone.

Sarah Ockler

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #1019289
#18. To be number one, you must train like you are number two.

Maurice Greene

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #684777
#19. If there were any clear investigation of 9/11, they wouldn't let Louie Freeh off the hook.

Sidney Blumenthal

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #670853
#20. Writers, unlike most people, tell their best lies when they are alone.

Michael Chabon

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #647879
#21. You know, it's quite all right to give the underdog a hand, but only one hand. Keep the other hand on your pistol - or he'll try to eat the one you gave him!

H. Beam Piper

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #443009
#22. Singing with children in the schools has been the most rewarding experience of my life.

Pete Seeger

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #385882
#23. To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

Artie Lange

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #240530
#24. If I stopped touring tomorrow, it wouldn't change my life.

John Oates

Oncoming Traffic Quotes #134607

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