Top 7 Olive Garden Funny Quotes

#1. It often happens that things come into the mind in a more finished form than could have been achieved after much study.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#2. I am an insomniac. Most of my nights include a moment of wakening. Often I will make my way to the kitchen to make tea and read for awhile.

Jacqueline Novogratz

#3. My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

Mike Birbiglia

#4. I have lost my rhythm.
I can't sleep.
I can't eat.
I have been robbed of
my filth.

Charles Bukowski

#5. But, yes, I'm hungry." "Well, there's an Olive Garden next door." My face twisted up. "An olive garden? Like... we go and pick olives? I mean, I'm going to need more sustenance than that. What's so funny?

Jessica Gadziala

#6. Negro music and culture are intrinsically improvisational, existential. Nothing is sacred. After a decade, a musical idea, no matter how innovative, is threatened.

Archie Shepp

#7. I can't fight pirates without coffee.

James S.A. Corey

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