Funny Olive Sayings

#1. Like snowflakes, the human pattern is never cast twice. We are uncommonly and marvelously intricate in thought and action, our problems are most complex and, too often, silently borne.

Alice Childress

#2. Universe is the aggregate of all humanity's consciously apprehended and communicated nonsimultaneous and only partially overlapping experiences.

R. Buckminster Fuller

#3. Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'

Jim Gaffigan

#4. Lipstick?" He arched a brow.
"I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade," I respond, deadpan.
"Ditch the magenta. Your olive skin screams for rose." His deadpan is better than mine.

Gena Showalter

#5. The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair

Olive B. Persimmon

#6. My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

Mike Birbiglia

#7. The law speaks too softly to be heard amidst the din of arms.

Gaius Marius

#8. If I could for a moment just inspire you to love yourself, that would be worth EVERYTHING

Lady Gaga

#9. The English-Speaking world is divided into those who have read 'The Hobbit' and 'The Lord of the Rings' and those who are going to read them.

SUNDAY TIMES

#10. If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

Jane Wagner

#11. In general, literature is a natural adversary of totalitarianism. Tyrannical governments all view literature in the same way: as their enemy. I lived for a long time in a totalitarian state, and I know firsthand that horror.

Ismail Kadare

#12. You are in a pitiable condition if you have to conceal what you wish to tell.

Publilius Syrus

#13. The free nations of the world will not be pushed around by terrorist cowards whose goal is to spread fear and destruction and destroy our liberty and way of life.

Eliot Engel

#14. But, yes, I'm hungry." "Well, there's an Olive Garden next door." My face twisted up. "An olive garden? Like... we go and pick olives? I mean, I'm going to need more sustenance than that. What's so funny?

Jessica Gadziala

#15. Trust, once lost, could not be easily found. Not in a year, perhaps not even in a lifetime.

J.E.B. Spredemann

#16. This is the silliest thing I've heard since the cat yoga craze a couple of years ago. I went right out and bought a cat yoga instruction book and tiny terry-cloth headband and renamed my girl cat 'Olive Neutered John,' which she didn't think was funny. Cats have no sense of humor.

Celia Rivenbark