Old Man Humour Quotes

#1. I always have melodies flowing in my head - whether I'm just at home, at the mall, at a restaurant or wherever. I'm always humming along to the random melodies that form in my head.

Manika

#2. Looking at a king's mouth, ' said an old man, 'one would think he never sucked at his mother's breast.

Chinua Achebe

#3. There is no dignity in a crying toothpick.

Obert Skye

#4. People bring to what they see and feel, the inner weather of their souls and complexion of their minds.

Han Suyin

#5. Don't listen to the ramblings of fools," he said, smiling grimly. "When it comes down to it, if they knew the truth, no one would want to live on this earth forever.

Melika Dannese Lux

#6. I've been taking longer to write stories lately.

Greg Egan

#7. He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink!

Rick Riordan

#8. I have a lot of insecurities, but you learn from your failures.

Helmut Lang

#9. Social entrepreneurship represents the opportunity to redefine the role of government.

Robert Hacker

#10. Opposite her, calming his peaceful hunger, was old Jacob, a man who had loved her so much and for so long that he could no longer conceive of any suffering that didn't start with his wife.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#11. I have always loved a challenge.

Chita Rivera

#12. Religious fundamentalists in Bangladesh have always argued for a ban on my books.

Taslima Nasrin

#13. Christ Not Begotten of Holy Ghost ... Christ was begotten of God. He was not born without the aid of Man, and that Man was God!

Joseph Fielding Smith

#14. True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of eighty is left in a room with two eighteen-year-old cocktail waitresses nothing happens.

Woody Allen

#15. Thatsh prieshts for you," said the old man wetly. "Nothing by torc, torc, torc.

Terry Pratchett

#16. Me and my old man went on a coach trip to Switzerland and Italy once and it was a whole hour further on there. Must be something to do with this Common Market. I don't hold with the Common Market and nor does Mr. Curtain. England's good enough for me.

Agatha Christie

#17. At the other end of the spectrum, George Gideon Oliver King Rameses Osborne, the fourteen-year-old novelty Chancellor and future baronet of Ballentaylor and Ballylemon - a man so posh he probably weeps champagne.

Charlie Brooker

#18. Ah, sahib. I know you just come to comfort a old man left to live by hisself. Soomintra say I too old-fashion. And Leela, she always by you. Why you don't sit down, sahib? It ain't dirty. Is just how it does look.'
Ganesh didn't sit down. 'Ramlogan, I come to buy over your taxis.

V.S. Naipaul