Office Christmas Special Quotes

#1. I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

Ricky Gervais

#2. Hell, I'm an old man. I'm 70 years old. I'm supposed to be sitting on a rocking chair watching the sunset.

M. Emmet Walsh

#3. Your self-talk is the channel of behavior change

Gino Norris

#4. A husband would not let you have your plans.

George Eliot

#5. There are nuclear weapons in China, Iran, Korea and Pakistan. It wouldn't take much to send a couple of warheads off on this planet somewhere that would cause a lot of environmental damage, then if you have got someone who wants to retaliate you have real problems.

Edward James Olmos

#6. Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

Nicole McKay

#7. It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.

Barbara Kingsolver

#8. Coffee and love taste the same, bittersweet!

Saravana Kumar Murugan

#9. Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.

Bertrand Russell

#10. I've never dreamed of a story idea. I have such boring dreams.

R.L. Stine

#11. She murmured a 'Thank you', seated herself and her buried hopes in this chair which did not whirl round, and leaned her arms upon a table which did not even dream in mahogany.

Susan Glaspell

#12. Kids don't think about their folks nearly as much as everybody imagines. Parents are just there, like background music at the mall.

Ron Koertge

#13. The law that will work is merely the summing up in legislative form of the moral judgment that the community has already reached.

Woodrow Wilson

#14. I believe that all the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.

William Henry Harrison