Top 12 Offended Jokes Quotes
#1. You know what? I'm not always in a positive, happy place. But I'm able to concentrate enough to come up with a really good song.
Brian Wilson
#2. Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled.
He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm.
Scott Tracey
#3. so my wife took them up to a friend's on Kinnelon Lake." Not far enough,
Guillermo Del Toro
#5. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.
Dolly Parton
#6. I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
Billy Connolly
#7. God may not be there when you want him but he is always on time.
Terrell Owens
#9. I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
Henny Youngman
#10. Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second.
Rachel Bloom
#11. When you finish writing the scripts they have time to take a breath and think about everything. There's just a little more time to think. Network does not allow for that.
Alex Graves
#12. Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.
Woody Allen
