Nostalgia Critic Quotes

#1. Mr. Long Fingers. Mr. Womb-Ticklers

Fanny Merkin

#2. A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

Jane Fonda

#3. You always think another time would have been ideal for you ... the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

Woody Allen

#4. If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#5. brown paper bags from the pharmacist.

Anita Diamant

#6. My heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips.

Brent Crawford

#7. Pink was for girls.
Girly girls who wore flavored lip gloss and read magazines and talked on the phone lying on their perfect, lacy bedspreads with their feet in the air. Girls who spent six months looking for the perfect dress to wear to the school formal.
Girls who liked boys.

Lili Wilkinson

#8. The idea of storage as a solution of economic problems at least has the support of common sense.It is diametrically opposed to the topsy-turvy Alice-in-Wonderland reasoning that has marked so much of our depression thinking and policy.

Benjamin Graham

#9. Be fearlessly authentic.

Anonymous

#10. I want the audience to recognize you when you're in the arena," says Cinna dreamily. "Katniss, the girl who was on fire.

Suzanne Collins

#11. You're about as subtle as a fucking train wreck. On a boat.

Doug Walker