Brent Crawford Quotes

#1. Ohhh, OH no you didn't!" he screams. "Nobody touches the TERRY!" Then he starts punching himself in he face. This kid really is crazy! I may not even have to fight him. He's doing it for me, and I'm winning!

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#2. The last thing I need is for my dad to stroll in and see me abusing myself to lighting-fast pornographic images.Military school will become a reality faster than those people are doing it.

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#3. These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.

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#4. My heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips.

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#5. Lynn looks up at him to see if he's serious. "What?" he asks her. "If anybody is gonna put Carter's head through the wall, it should be me."
EJ's eyes snap open, and he scoots away from me slowly. I'll remember this, Wingman!

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#6. So I think when you tap into something that you really want to do, you have to fight for it, even if the fight is with yourself.

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#7. You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string and I'll say, "You stole my bike, A-HOLE!

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#8. Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick.
[ ... ] She nods and says, "You should. We need guys." [ ... ] She smiles and says, "Break a leg" as I walk out.
That was uncalled for. "Bitch," I say under my breath as the door closes.

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#9. When things suck, time stands still, but when you have an epiphany and you're having the time of your life, it goes by in fast forward.

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#10. My life would be a lot easier if I enjoyed it more.

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#11. There's nothing like being called a feminine hygiene product to keep you from crying.

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