Top 29 No Pressure Funny Quotes
#1. Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
Peyton Manning
#2. Even now dread still struck her down sometimes if she found herself counting on things being fine
Barbara Kingsolver
#3. There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time.
Marsha Thomason
#4. Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes.
Julie Walters
#6. I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
Michelle Pfeiffer
#8. We are a most solitary people, and we live, repelled by one another, in the gray, outcast cities of Cain.
Edward Dahlberg
#9. I love improv so much. Listening. I think that's the key. When you improvise, you put a lot of pressure on yourself to create, and to be generating information, and trying to be funny, but if you just listen to what's being said to you, and then react honestly, you generally get better results.
Rob Riggle
#11. The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
Gilbert Gottfried
#12. Everything which has been done so far in human history has been able to be done because all were possible!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#14. Its funny how silly things just pop into your mind when you're under pressure.
Belinda Hollyer
#15. I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.
Jim Carrey
#16. When I first started as an editorial cartoonist, I was terrified on a daily basis. Filling that hole the next day, knowing that tens of thousands of people were going to expect something funny. There is still that pressure, but you kind of learn how to cope with it a little better.
Steve Breen
#17. Occasionally, I go off the rails. I once nearly killed somebody once - it wasn't funny. I am a lunatic. The pressure of work, the pressure - everyone has a stop valve, and I don't have one.
Ozzy Osbourne
#18. I was an only child. We were so poor, my parents and I had the same room.
David Copperfield
#19. She looked up. "A world of nevers under a never sky."
She fit in well then, he thought. A girl who never shut up.
Veronica Rossi
#20. Man, whatever else he may be, is primarily a practical being, whose mind is given him to aid in adapting him to this world's life
William James
#21. I'm very gullible when it comes to my own words. I believe everything I say, though I know I am a liar.
Roger Zelazny
#22. The highest form of bliss is living with a certain degree of folly.
Desiderius Erasmus
#23. You called me on the phone, saying you were alone,
But that's a lie because I heard your moms breathing on the phone.
And if you really like me, let your moms know
She should mind her business ... before I let go.
K-Solo
#24. Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.
Steve Maraboli
#25. Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny.
Ari Graynor
#27. Do you think you can wait - because I don't want you to stop loving me. I keep remembering us and how it was. I don't want to hurt you ... not ever ...
Judy Blume
#28. She introduced herself to my parents with one of her mighty, bunny-crushing handshakes. (I'd never seen Claudia crush a bunny, to be fair, but that's the approximate level of pressure.)
Maureen Johnson
#29. In all my movies, there's always a kind of heartfelt element, to be able to do a drama and to be able to spend more time in the emotional stuff with no pressure to get back to the funny that's very liberating for me.
Shawn Levy
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