Top 11 Funny High Blood Pressure Quotes

#1. I've got to worry about Alonzo Mourning, because a year or two ago there was a chance that Alonzo Mourning wouldn't be standing here talking to you. That's the cold reality of it.

Alonzo Mourning

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#2. Starting in the seventeenth century, the general theory of extreme values - maxima and minima - has become one of the systematic integrating principles of science.

Richard Courant

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#3. Musically, I didn't relate to Berlin. There seemed to be a lot of machine music made there - I don't think I saw a stringed instrument in two years.

Feist

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#4. I don't personally have a sense that life starts at conception. I don't personally have that sense.

Gary Johnson

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#5. No separation of distance; no separation of time; no separation of any kind need lessen compassion.

Zechariah Barrett

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#6. I absolutely believe that another 9/11 is possible.

Glenn Greenwald

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#7. When I'm reaching an audience, I feel it.

Hubert Sumlin

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#8. A new world is only a new mind.

William Carlos Williams

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#9. Zen has no secrets other than seriously thinking about life and death.

Takeda Shingen

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#10. Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins.

Allie Brosh

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#11. I'm well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it had been hit by a really bad tornado. Values there have gone down but I guarantee they will be up again in eight years. So I'll get in now while it's cheap as chips.

Melanie Brown

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