Low Blood Pressure Funny Quotes

#1. You are a being of light composed of cells of light joined together in a matrix.

Frederick Lenz

#2. I have a motto: Work to become, not to acquire.

Alan Kulwicki

#3. The birds, the poets of the animal creation - what though they never get beyond the lyrical! - awoke to utter their own joy, and awake like joy in others of God's children.

George MacDonald

#4. Ah, Loree," he whispered near her ear. "You should hear the music."
-Austin

Lorraine Heath

#5. That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant."
"Well, the elephant started it."
"That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules. Go break it up."
-Admiral Breya Andreyasn & Sergeant Schlock

Howard Tayler

#6. You never knew if he was nodding a lot because he was thinking and all, or just because he was a nice old guy that didn't know his ass from his elbow.

J.D. Salinger

#7. The world makes way for the man with an idea.

Orison Swett Marden

#8. I always wanted to do a baseball book; I love baseball. The problem is that a very large part of my following is in non-baseball playing countries.

Bill Bryson

#9. Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#10. So stretch! Reach for it. Like falling down stairs, where your inner-genius takes over and saves you - your instincts are ready to serve you.

Bryant McGill

#11. The great man who gives a true transcript of his mind fascinates and instructs. Most writers suppress individuality. They wish to please the public.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#12. Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.

Rob Ford

#13. Aunt Fanny tells me you made great friends with Mr. Mottram. I'm sure he can't be very nice.'
'I don't think he is,' said Julia. 'I don't know that I like nice people

Evelyn Waugh

#14. Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny , they're not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them.

Jordan Belfort

#15. It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone ... but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Kahlil Gibran