Nerf Quotes

#1. Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?' ...

Jon Stewart

#2. When those nerf footballs get wet though then they actually do get heavy.

Mike Goldberg

#3. Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.

George Lucas

#4. If you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless fun for children of all ages, and they won't mar the furniture.

Scott Fahlman

#5. No matter how puny your frontal equipment, don't wear the kind with the giant pads inside. If a guy squeezes them, he will wonder why they feel like Nerf balls instead of boobs.

E. Lockhart

#6. We did sometimes play jokes on each other. It was fun, until about a month ago when he attacked me with nerf guns when I walked in the door. I slipped while running away and fell on the coffee table. Let's just say I wouldn't be winning the most graceful woman's award any time soon.

Jessica Florence

#7. Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.

Megan McCafferty

#8. We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air fresheners, and sentient automobiles. But we're assholes first.

Nick Offerman

#9. Have it in your heart and have it in your head. Let the Word of Christ dwell richly in you. Because when someone looks you in the eyes and says your five-year-old daughter has a cancerous tumor the size of a Nerf football, you better know some Bible.

Britt Merrick

#10. All the Ping-Pong and pool tables, on-site chefs, Nerf hoops, and stereo systems cannot make up for the truth that some places work people like dogs.

Ken Wilber

#11. Why you no good, scruffy looking, nerf herder!

George Lucas

#12. Empower Yourself, Empower Your Relationships

Pamela Cummins

#13. It may be that the voice of the people is the voice of God 51 times out of 100. But the remaining 49 times, it is the voice of the devil, or worse, the voice of a fool. Theodore Roosevelt

H.W. Brands

#14. Sebastian (Se-bastard) is a Scorpio..

Candace Bushnell

#15. There are far too many people born into the world, and far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought." "You sound constipated," said The Midget.

Josephine Tey

#16. When I see architecture that moves me, I hear music in my inner ear

Frank Lloyd Wright

#17. Fuzzy thinking is, after all, just one step above not thinking at all. But to take the ideas of serious transformational thinkers and philosophers and throw the "new age" label at them is also abhorrent.

Marianne Williamson

#18. So we recast the wisdom of the great thinkers in the shape of our illusions. They are shiny from their makeovers, they are fabulous and gorgeous, and they want us to know that we can have it all.

Brian Morton

#19. Too many bright colors make for congestion. Too many bright colors need, above all, contrast in value, to eliminate vibration.

Van Day Truex

#20. Life means to be living.Problems will always be there. When they arise navigate through them with yoga- don't take a break.

B.K.S. Iyengar

#21. deep down love addicts just need a little fucking and the sex addicts just need a bit of love,

J.C. Reed

#22. The moment you value yourself, the whole world values you.

Harbhajan Singh Yogi