Ndt Funny Quotes

#1. The young writer should learn to spot them: words that at first glance seem freighted with delicious meaning, but that soon burst in the air, leaving nothing but a memory of bright sound.

E.B. White

#2. We do not have a paradise on earth; it is riddled with so much sin and disease.

Billy Graham

#3. Should I be grateful or should I curse the fact that despite all misfortune I can still feel love, an unearthly love but still for earthly objects.

Franz Kafka

#4. I don't think comedians make an active decision to be a certain "persona." Comedians write the way they're going to write.

Jim Gaffigan

#5. When I got to college I simply decided that I could speak French, because I just could not spend any more time in French classes. I went ahead and took courses on French literature, some of them even taught in French.

Lev Grossman

#6. This was because of a special American commitment to the seeming magic of money creation and its presumptively wondrous economic effects. T

John Kenneth Galbraith

#7. I don't want to forget my origin: I'm an eternal spirit placed in a body put on this earth for only a short time to fulfill a purpose.

Alisa Hope Wagner

#8. Still others worry that news organizations may pull their punches when reporting about the activities of their corporate parents or partners. Will ABC News go easy on problems at Disney, for example, which owns ABC?

Edward S. Greenberg

#9. He had taken everything she was, everything she spent every day doing, everything that had helped her survive without him, and he made it all inconsequential. Her whole life felt small and naked.

Jessica Shook

#10. A very crude difference between novels and poetry is that novels are about other people and poetry is about yourself.

Philip Larkin

#11. He laughed, a low, sexy growl, as she moaned in obvious frustration. "Patience is a virtue," he said.
"Torture is a federal offense," she replied.

Carla Cassidy

#12. The exceeding delight we take in talking about ourselves should give us cause to fear that we are giving but very little pleasureto our listeners.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#13. It's not about failure; it's about trying something and risking something for attaining your goal.

Carol Alt

#14. The problem is that there is many great chefs and many great cookbooks, but none of them work at home.

Daniel Boulud

#15. My new elf husband wasted no time in carrying me to the bed, then tumbling us both onto the coverlet.

Cristina Rayne