Nativity Story Quotes

#1. This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

Karl Pilkington

#2. I always thought the Nativity Story needed a little comic releif ...
Ron Shawver from The Great Northern Coven

Bruce Jenvey

#3. A man should give us a sense of mass.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4. Everyone should be able to go to a concert and enjoy music, and not feel like they're going to be harassed. That's how I see punk music.

Joe Armstrong

#5. Beware of the temptation to see yourself as unfairly treated.

Wayne Dyer

#6. By no means run in debt: take thine own measure, Who cannot live on twenty pound a year, Cannot on forty.

George Herbert

#7. So, don't matter tomorrow morning you still think I'm a dick. 'Cause now, even though you're drunk, I'm gonna take you inside and fuck you 'til you ache.

Kristen Ashley

#8. It's irrational and childish for me to be upset, and I don't care.

Jim Butcher

#9. I know there is no point in haranguing him because he will just shut down, but I want to cover every angle.

David Sheff

#10. Normal?! What the heck is normal? Healthy is, I guess, my definition of it. Apparently.

Esther Earl

#11. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

Rita Rudner

#12. The biggest thrill in the world is entertaining the public, there is no bigger thrill than that.

Vince McMahon

#13. Theyre not group animals, theyre completely solitary, so if the babys mother is taken away, theres no system of aunts ... their whole system is destroyed.

Joanna Lumley