Top 31 Mystery Suspense Humor Quotes
#1. When your ship comes in, don't be in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles."
quoted by Frank McNichols, father of Rose McNichols in A Nose for Hanky Panky, a Granite Cove Mystery
Sharon Love Cook
#2. No wonder Thanksgiving was my favorite - you can't buy it, wrap it, or put it under a tree, and even the greeting card companies can't seem to make a buck off of it. It's just a meal, with people who you love and who love you back, no matter what.
C.I. Dennis
#3. Meaning, yes
I don't really exist except on the page or in the back of your brain. But if you think it's weird a fictional character's telling this story, you ain't seen what happened, yet.
Kyle Michel Sullivan
#4. She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. Anywhere else it would be a bimbo alert, but in Florida it was just protective coloration.
C.I. Dennis
#5. Being ignored has its advantages. Dignity doesn't grow under a microscoope.
Neal Shusterman
#6. Do you think there's a difference? Between belonging with and belonging to?
Jenny Han
#7. In England, we don't have any guns whatsoever.
Simon Pegg
#8. Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you.
Myrna Ericksen
#9. Gino refilled my glass. "What a night. Booze, broads, and a barroom brawl.
Michael Murphy
#10. If you try to put anything in the middle of the place that was originally made for God, it is going to be too small. It is going to rattle around in there.
Timothy Keller
#11. But as Max tugged him out the door a different feeling stole over him, something strange, behind the regret, deeper than the mourning. It wasn't until much later that he was able to identify it.
Excitment.
A. Ashley Straker
#12. Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him say something good or keep quiet.
Muhammad
#14. Given my own circumstances, I find that anything can turn out to belong nearly anywhere.
Barbara Kingsolver
#15. Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro
Beth Yarnall
#16. If I was in deep shit with Lilian before, I was snorkeling at the waste treatment plant now.
C.I. Dennis
#19. I help others because I can, not because I expect something in return.
Amy Manemann
#20. I'd spent my whole career dealing with badasses taking care of my nine-month-old boy should be a lark.
C.I. Dennis
#21. You have a very attractive revenge streak in you. I like it. A lot." ~Maggie Mae Castro to FBI Special Agent Clive Poole
Beth Yarnall
#22. I'm not scared because I can't give you my love in return, I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe."
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"Everything I have to give, it's yours. It's always been yours.
Tara Sivec
#23. So much for the bimbo alert; if she read books like that, then there was a light on upstairs, above the splendid front porch.
C.I. Dennis
#24. The right things often happen for the wrong reason.
Alex Adam
#25. The northern star changes its position every ten thousand years, but friendships can last for all eternity.
- RJPeters
R.J. Peters
#26. What exactly does the I in FBI stand for?" ~Maggie Mae Castro
Beth Yarnall
#27. There is no love-broker in the world can more prevail in man's commendation with woman than report of valor.
William Shakespeare
#28. Focus. She's Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane's butt like that? ~ Zach
Monique DeVere
#29. For all my bravado, when I fell, I fell hard. I fell fast. I fell stupid. I invested too much too soon. My capacity for giving was matched only by their capacity for taking.
Penny Reid
#30. If I'm going down, I'm going down with lipstick on.
Beth Yarnall
#31. She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.
Lida Sideris
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