Top 31 Mystery Suspense Humor Quotes
#2. She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.
Lida Sideris
#3. If I'm going down, I'm going down with lipstick on.
Beth Yarnall
#4. For all my bravado, when I fell, I fell hard. I fell fast. I fell stupid. I invested too much too soon. My capacity for giving was matched only by their capacity for taking.
Penny Reid
#5. Focus. She's Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane's butt like that? ~ Zach
Monique DeVere
#6. There is no love-broker in the world can more prevail in man's commendation with woman than report of valor.
William Shakespeare
#7. What exactly does the I in FBI stand for?" ~Maggie Mae Castro
Beth Yarnall
#8. The northern star changes its position every ten thousand years, but friendships can last for all eternity.
- RJPeters
R.J. Peters
#9. The right things often happen for the wrong reason.
Alex Adam
#10. So much for the bimbo alert; if she read books like that, then there was a light on upstairs, above the splendid front porch.
C.I. Dennis
#11. I'm not scared because I can't give you my love in return, I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe."
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"Everything I have to give, it's yours. It's always been yours.
Tara Sivec
#12. You have a very attractive revenge streak in you. I like it. A lot." ~Maggie Mae Castro to FBI Special Agent Clive Poole
Beth Yarnall
#13. I'd spent my whole career dealing with badasses taking care of my nine-month-old boy should be a lark.
C.I. Dennis
#14. I help others because I can, not because I expect something in return.
Amy Manemann
#16. When your ship comes in, don't be in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles."
quoted by Frank McNichols, father of Rose McNichols in A Nose for Hanky Panky, a Granite Cove Mystery
Sharon Love Cook
#17. If I was in deep shit with Lilian before, I was snorkeling at the waste treatment plant now.
C.I. Dennis
#18. Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro
Beth Yarnall
#19. Given my own circumstances, I find that anything can turn out to belong nearly anywhere.
Barbara Kingsolver
#21. Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him say something good or keep quiet.
Muhammad
#22. But as Max tugged him out the door a different feeling stole over him, something strange, behind the regret, deeper than the mourning. It wasn't until much later that he was able to identify it.
Excitment.
A. Ashley Straker
#23. If you try to put anything in the middle of the place that was originally made for God, it is going to be too small. It is going to rattle around in there.
Timothy Keller
#24. Gino refilled my glass. "What a night. Booze, broads, and a barroom brawl.
Michael Murphy
#25. Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you.
Myrna Ericksen
#26. In England, we don't have any guns whatsoever.
Simon Pegg
#27. Do you think there's a difference? Between belonging with and belonging to?
Jenny Han
#28. Being ignored has its advantages. Dignity doesn't grow under a microscoope.
Neal Shusterman
#29. She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. Anywhere else it would be a bimbo alert, but in Florida it was just protective coloration.
C.I. Dennis
#30. Meaning, yes
I don't really exist except on the page or in the back of your brain. But if you think it's weird a fictional character's telling this story, you ain't seen what happened, yet.
Kyle Michel Sullivan
#31. No wonder Thanksgiving was my favorite - you can't buy it, wrap it, or put it under a tree, and even the greeting card companies can't seem to make a buck off of it. It's just a meal, with people who you love and who love you back, no matter what.
C.I. Dennis
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