Mr Pickles Quotes

#1. I've done bad things with relish, and good things with pickles.

John S. Hall

#2. Also, if you bring up ten Cuban midnight sandwiches, with extra pickles, Mr. Sevastyan will tip you extravagantly. Please put that gratuity in with the total. Excellent. Thank you for your help!

Kresley Cole

#3. I was drawn to street photography because there are pictures everywhere there: a woman holding a dog, a baby screaming to be put in a pram, kids playing punch ball, stores with huge barrels of kosher pickles outside. I wanted to photograph life, and here it was.

Harold Feinstein

#4. I would fly to Los Angeles just for a cheeseburger with pickles and extra tomatoes from In-N-Out.

Zoe Kravitz

#5. I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

#6. Fermented foods contain natural probiotics, or healthy bacteria, that can take your health to the next level. Nearly every culture has a version of a fermented food: yogurt, kefir, miso, and fermented vegetables, including sauerkraut, pickles, and kimchi.

Sara Gottfried

#7. Pickles are people too

Clayton

#8. What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

Dianne Wiest

#9. We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.

Marcy Kaptur

#10. The jelly - the jam and the marmalade, And the cherry-and quince-'preserves' she made! And the sweet-sour pickles of peach and pear, With cinnamon in 'em, and all things rare! And the more we ate was the more to spare, Out to old Aunt Mary's! Ah!

James Whitcomb Riley

#11. Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

Darynda Jones

#12. It's probably a miracle of existence." "Like pickles," said the Bursar, happily. Even the Fresh Starters went blank.

Terry Pratchett

#13. Beginning with Bilbo's unexpected party in chapter 1 with its tea, seed-cakes, buttered scones, apple-tarts, mince-pies, cheese, eggs, cold chicken, pickles, beer, coffee, and smoke rings, we find that a reverence, celebration, and love of the everyday is an essential part of Tolkien's moral vision

Devin Brown

#14. Tammy dips her pickles in mustard and red dirt and everyone knows why," she whispered as if someone might overhear.

Valenciya Lyons

#15. Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles.

Regina Spektor

#16. I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash?

Robin McKinley

#17. I love dill pickles! They're on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day.

Jordin Sparks

#18. Theoretically, pickling can be accomplished without salt, but the carbohydrates and proteins in the vegetables tend to putrefy too quickly to be saved by the emerging lactic acid. Without salt, yeast forms, and the fermentation process leads to alcohol rather than pickles.

Mark Kurlansky

#19. Drain and dry pickles.

Mike CincyShopper

#20. I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

Tracy Morgan

#21. I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup.

Orrin Hatch

#22. I need it to survive. But most specifically, McDonalds Big Mac's and McDoubles (with no pickles).

Armie Hammer

#23. War doesn't mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread.

Rex Stout

#24. So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

John Steinbeck

#25. A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

Dave Barry

#26. Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

Brian Posehn

#27. In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

Irena Chalmers

#28. So many pickles, so little time.

M.P.

#29. Stress level: extreme. It's like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles, and they were fermenting, and about to explode.

Fiona Wood

#30. Ras Tiegans fried everything, from grasshoppers to pickles to hunks of curried dog.

Kameron Hurley

#31. I have learned about bulk shopping in my four weeks as a Mississippi River resident. Republicans go to Sam's Club, Democrats go to Costco. But everyone buys bulk because - unlike Manhattanites - they all have space to store twenty-four jars of sweet pickles.

Gillian Flynn

#32. I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle ... call Mom.

Jennifer Garner