Most Comical Quotes

#1. Laugh at yourself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.

Og Mandino

#2. Mongkol, poor Mongkol, shedding tears.

Thinking of his smiling, comical face, and his dreams of sending his son to university, I could only lower my head in silence.

And the night continued, cold and dark, the wind frozen beyond the mountains.

You Jin

#3. I don't think it's a Western thing to really talk about intrinsic motivation and the drive for autonomy, mastery and purpose. You have to not be struggling for survival. For people who don't know where their next meal is coming, notions of finding inner motivation are comical.

Daniel H. Pink

#4. I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody's religious obligations, never mind how comical,

Herman Melville

#5. What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

Carroll Bryant

#6. I see my daft surname as a positive thing. It first dawned on me that I had a comical name when someone called me 'Fishface' on my first day at school. I've heard all the fish jokes since then, many times over.

Laura Haddock

#7. The P-38 WWII Nazi handgun looks comical lying on the breakfast table next to a bowl of oatmeal.

Matthew Quick

#8. Generally speaking, life is so rich and full of variety; you have to remember all the time that there is a comical side to everything.

Wislawa Szymborska

#9. The cynicism that regards hero worship as comical is always shadowed by a sense of physical inferiority

Yukio Mishima

#10. I know how to put it into a melody and make it comical but sexual at the same time.

R. Kelly

#11. It was comical to compare that to the reaction I'd had to losing Chloe. I'd essentially turned into a filthy hobo, not eating, not showering, and surviving entirely on scotch and self-pity

Christina Lauren

#12. The umpire had comical news. The congregation had been theoretically spotted from the air by a theoretical enemy. They were all theoretically dead now. The theoretical corpses laughed and ate a hearty noontime meal.

Kurt Vonnegut

#13. It's okay to laugh, you know. The earth's not going to split open. You're not going to hell. Believe me. If there's a hell, I'll be there ahead of you, and they'll be too busy with me to even check you in.

Jennifer Niven

#14. A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat.

Edward Abbey

#15. You'll wear a loincloth. That's how I make roach-boy's clothes."
Imagining Jeb and Morpheus in such an intimate position is both sexy and comical. As vain as Morpheus is, a lot of bickering about fashion choices must've taken place.

A.G. Howard

#16. My books are inspirational,comical and uplifting, with a twist of mystical, a whiff of magical and a heavy dose of romance to boot!

Julie Poole

#17. Woody Allen once quipped that dwarf is once of the four funniest words in the English language. To be in your very essence perceived as comical is a significant burden.

Andrew Solomon

#18. The graying hair on the back of his head was swept forward, a comical arrangement to disguise his bald spot. He had to be an academic, but not in the humanities or he would be more self-conscious. A firm science like chemistry, maybe.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#19. Before Dwayne entered his inner office, he read one of many comical signs which Francine had put up on the wall in order to amuse people, to remind them of what they so easily forgot: that people didn't have to be serious all the time.

Kurt Vonnegut

#20. Depends on one's perspective whether my current state of affairs is considered hilarious. A stranger peering into my life would probably find it quite comical. I think it's tragically humiliating, to say the very least.

Sarah Noffke

#21. Oh. Sure. It makes perfect sense. Zane is a wolf because his father is an eagle.

C.J. Milbrandt

#22. I have fooled life and life has fooled me. We are quits. I say good-bye. Think sometimes in the hour of happiness of your poor, comical fool who loved you truly and so well.

Richard Von Krafft-Ebing

#23. Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing.

Juan Manuel Marquez

#24. Of a terrible, the incomprehensible way one's most banal, incidental, even comical choices archive the most disproportionate result.

Philip Roth

#25. Any ad consciously attended to is comical. Ads are not meant for conscious consumption. They are intended as subliminal pills for the subconsious in order to exercise an hypnotic spell, especially on sociologists.

Marshall McLuhan

#26. There is a night school where you shall meet great teachers: The sky! When the night falls, the shining stars in the school will teach you how small you are and how comical to own an ego!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#27. Nodded to the birds, a dozen of them in a black line, wise-eyed and watching. The town-square ran red. Blood in the gutters, blood on the flagstones, blood in the fountain. The corpses posed as corpses do. Some comical, reaching

Mark Lawrence

#28. There was a look of woe on his face that was almost comical. Raids, bullets, criminals ... no problem. A missing duster? Crisis.

Richelle Mead

#29. If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

Benny Bellamacina

#30. If teams had to name themselves honestly, they'd all be the Pimple-Faced Teenagers.

Eric Berlin

#31. I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks

Kevin J. Anderson

#32. My, my, what is the world coming to that women should have feet? Even large ones

Rachel Heffington

#33. I paraphrase Aristotle: If you want to be comical, write about people to whom the audience can feel superior; if you want to be tragical, write about at least one person to whom the audience is bound to feel inferior, and no fair having human problems solved by dumb luck or heavenly intervention.

Kurt Vonnegut

#34. Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

Carroll Bryant