Morrells Las Vegas Quotes

#1. Juvenile delinquency serves many purposes, including that of providing sadistic adults with fantasies suited to their special tastes.

Edgar Friedenberg

#2. How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.

Garrison Keillor

#3. By his own verdict no guilty man was ever acquitted.

Juvenal

#4. Babe, I'm inked into your skin, and you're pregnant with my baby. Your time to run away is long gone.

Elle Aycart

#5. Actually, here is something I'm passionate about that, looking around me, seems like the world at large must not care about as much as I do: craft.

Damian Kulash

#6. Like living creatures, automobiles expired when their environment became saturated with their own excreta. We ourselves are living creatures. We don't want the same to happen to us.

John Brunner

#7. Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash

Hazel Blackthorn

#8. Physical or anything else, it'll spread over into the rest of your life.

Bruce Lee

#9. To be happy, unconditionally love your life and the universe.

Debasish Mridha

#10. Let us leave hurry to slaves.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#11. Smart people ask for help, because it's a much more efficient way of doing things than wasting time doing it the wrong way.

Grace Helbig

#12. I find it so difficult to dispose of the few facts which to me are significant, that I hesitate to burden my attention with those which are insignificant

Henry David Thoreau

#13. Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.

Fanny Merkin

#14. Marriage is long enough to have plenty of room for time behind it.

William Faulkner

#15. Again I ask permission to be blunt." "Ambassador Abumwe, at this point I cannot imagine you being otherwise.

John Scalzi