Top 22 Morbid Humor Quotes
#1. Every profession has its pitfalls. Doctors, for example, are always being asked for free medical advice, lawyers are asked for legal information, morticians are told how interesting a profession that must be and then people change the subject fast.
Neil Gaiman
#3. He had to say that the thing he found most attractive about her was that she had tried to kill herself. Now that was interesting
sexy, almost, in a morbid kind of way.
Nick Hornby
#4. Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?"
"Pffft. It's just you," I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing.
Darynda Jones
#6. Pudge: Why do smoke so damn fast?
Alska: Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
John Green
#7. I know I can always draw, but I actually love the writing the most.
Stephan Pastis
#8. People had been trying to understand the universe through love ever since the beginning of time.
Paulo Coelho
#9. They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.
Heather Brewer
#10. Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
P. J. O'Rourke
#11. Americans are far more remarkable than we give ourselves credit for. We've been so busy damning ourselves for years. We've done it all, and yet we don't take credit for it.
Ray Bradbury
#12. For me, boviscopophobia (=the morbid fear of being seen as bovine) is an even stronger motive than semi-agoraphobia for staying on the ship when we're in port.
David Foster Wallace
#13. Remembering the past is always gilded in golden nostalgia. Anticipating the future is always softened with hope. Dealing with the present is just straight up unpleasant.
Tim McGiven
#15. Thank God for modern medicine. It was not until 1905 that ergophobia (the morbid fear of returning to work) was first identified and reported in the British Medical Journal. As yet there is no known cure, but doctors have been working on it, and may get back to working on it sometime soon.
Mark Forsyth
#16. Some people are great, and they approach each work with honesty, and that's wonderful. But when people have built up a sort of resentment or animosity for reasons that are hard to put your finger on, they read in bad faith.
Paul Auster
#17. When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place.
P. J. O'Rourke
#18. I have idea files of books that I want to write one of these days, stories I want to write one of these days, but I'll probably never get to them.
George R R Martin
#19. When politicians and civil servants hear the word culture they feel for their blue pencils.
Lionel Esher
#20. You know, I always knew I was a piece of shit
a real fucking asshole. But you know what else? You were always there to convince me I was right.
Elizabeth Finn
#21. To call an artist morbid because he deals with morbidity as his subject-matter is as silly as if one called Shakespeare mad because he wrote 'King Lear.
Oscar Wilde
#22. Of course there have been times I regretted being the kid in 'E.T.' My world went completely crazy. I was that stupid kind of famous, where you can't go anywhere.
Henry Thomas
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