Mooning Quotes

#1. Doing anything when you're bored is very very boring. Anyway, doing nothing is the point of being bored. The pleasure of being bored is mooning about and doing nothing.

Aidan Chambers

#2. That will only happen if I have a bout of amnesia or if I feel like mooning someone in the audience.

Daryl Hannah

#3. Charlotte Yates didn't especially care for music. All that abstract mooning about. Words, that was what moved people. A good play was worth a thousand symphonies.

Magnus Flyte

#4. But men are such strange creatures, really. I think most of them would rather we weren't around at all, so they could just spend time mooning over each other. Hero worship and all that stuff.

Paul Russell

#5. Cats are fond of mooning.

Lilian Jackson Braun

#6. I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids, who are mooning me and singing me songs.

Melissa McCarthy

#7. I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Rodney Dangerfield

#8. I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either. I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my friend once. I had knickers on! I'll leave the real mooning to the boys.

Nikki Sanderson

#9. she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.

Various

#10. The professors argued that Netscape courted disaster from the start, by taunting Microsoft. Mooning the Giant

Michael Lewis

#11. I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks

Kevin J. Anderson

#12. When you're in your 20s, your 30s, even, you have - at least, I had - vast ambitions, and you sit around mooning about these things, and you're depressed, because you haven't done them. And it takes you a long time to come to the realization that if you can't be John Updike, well, then, you can't.

Garrison Keillor

#13. Edith Vonnegut behaved like a guest in her children's lives. To her way of thinking, parenting came under the general heading of household tasks, which, as a wealthy woman, she could pay others to do.

Charles J. Shields

#14. George W. Bush has a new campaign slogan: "A reformer with results." I don't know what it means [but] I think it's better than his old campaign slogan: "A dumb guy with connections.

David Letterman

#15. I've been told by the BBC that if I make one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time, I will be sacked. And even the angel Gabriel would struggle to survive with that hanging over his head. It's inevitable that one day, someone, somewhere will say that I've offended them, and that will be that.

Jeremy Clarkson

#16. He thought each memory recalled must do some violence to its origins. As in a party game. Say the words and pass it on. So be sparing. What you alter in the remembering has yet a reality, known or not.

Cormac McCarthy

#17. This morning of the small snow I count the blessings, the leak in the faucet which makes of the sink time, the drop of the water on water.

Charles Olson