Monkey Magic Funny Quotes

#1. In my music, I'm trying to play the truth of what I am.

Charles Mingus

#2. Snow is the only one of us that leaves no tracks.

Kenneth Patchen

#3. You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, AND HE ARRIVES WITH A SANDWICH! ... And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"

Dylan Moran

#4. And although black civil rights leaders like to point to a supposedly racist criminal justice system to explain why our prisons house so many black men, it's been obvious for decades that the real culprit is black behavior - behavior too often celebrated in black culture.

Jason L. Riley

#5. You actually can be too rich or too thin

Steve Krug

#6. I want to tell you a story. I have no other vanity.

Mario Puzo

#7. Try to be inspired by something every day. Try to inspire at least one person every day.

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

#8. Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful.

Gustave Flaubert

#9. Aw," Dana said when they'd put some distance between them and Evan. "He loves you."

"Dana, that's what boys say when they don't really know you but want to have sex with you. He's lucky I didn't go back and punch him in the mouth.

Robin Alexander

#10. God has control over everything, and obviously, everything to everyone is god-given.

Troy Polamalu

#11. She's commanding and loyal, doesn't suffer fools well or make small talk, demands loyalty, and is extremely intelligent.

Mimi Wolverton

#12. If you can't get excited about living life, then what are you doing?

Hill Harper

#13. It's actually come as quite a shock to learn just how many people don't like me.

Phil Collins

#14. The sun shines upon good and bad alike.

Hans Christian Andersen

#15. Why else is politics the perfect refuge for every liar, cheat, and self-serving toad that was ever born? All you need is a good set of teeth and the ability to smile convincingly with them.
Cressida

Stuart Hill