Funny Monkey Magic Quotes

#1. I think a writer should always be surprised; and the more I write, the more it seems that the language itself, when explored with humility, is always deeper and more accurate than what the author thought he had in mind.

Ciaran Carson

#2. I love the company of actors, but the crazier it gets, the more I've come to realise how valuable my time is with my friends who work on the land or are builders or, you know, make music. Work in offices. Run shops.

Andrea Riseborough

#3. These were choice documents to me ... They gave tongue to interesting thoughts of my own soul, which had frequently flashed through my mind, and died away for want of utterance.

Frederick Douglass

#4. There is no such thing as a normal psychology that holds for all people.

Karen Horney

#5. You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, AND HE ARRIVES WITH A SANDWICH! ... And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"

Dylan Moran

#6. I thought that a man might be an enemy of other men, of the differing moments of other men, but never an enemy of a country: not of fireflies, words, gardens, streams, or the West wind.

Jorge Luis Borges

#7. Stop wasting your days and nights on others that will never appreciate you and all hat you do. Try wasting them on yourself instead!

Timothy Pina

#8. Your weakest moment is the one before you learn the truth. Your strongest moment is the one after you learn it.

R. James Faulkner

#9. All humans are storytellers with their own unique point of view. When we understand this, we no longer feel the need to impose our story on others or to defend what we believe. Instead we see all of us as artists with the right to create our own art.

Miguel Angel Ruiz

#10. I'm trying to reestablish my career and do great work and give my kids the life they deserve.

Tom Sizemore

#11. Anyone is capable of anything given the right set of circumstances

Zach Fortier

#12. Don't confuse being popular with being interesting

Chelsea Sedoti