Money Doesn't Buy You Happiness Quotes

#1. The saying that money doesn't buy you happiness is true. But it sure as fuck helps.

Chelsea Handler

#2. [on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.

Johnny Depp

#3. You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired.

Sergey Brin

#4. I would be the first to say that while a lack of money can cause misery, money doesn't buy you happiness.

John Caudwell

#5. One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

Sacha Guitry

#6. It's nonsense to say money doesn't buy happiness, but people exaggerate the extent to which more money can buy more happiness.

Daniel Kahneman

#7. They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Daniel Tosh

#8. I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

Billy Crystal

#9. If you want to maximize your expected utility, you try to save the world and the future of intergalactic civilization instead of donating your money to the society for curing rare diseases and cute puppies.

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#10. Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha."
"I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

Terry Pratchett

#11. The Indian team does not need any best wishes - they are going to win anyway. I have been close to Sourav Ganguly, and I hope he does well in the World Cup.

Amitabh Bachchan

#12. Though the platitude - money can't buy happiness - may be comforting to those who are less than well heeled, great wealth doesn't ensure sadness either.

Bill Dedman

#13. Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

Burt Reynolds

#14. Joe E. Lewis said, 'Money doesn't buy happiness but it calms the nerves.' And that is how I feel about a film being well-received.

Alexander Payne

#15. You don't need treatment. The fever, inflammation, coughing, etc., constitute the healing process. Just get out of their way and permit them to complete their work. Don't try to 'aid' nature. She doesn't need your puny aid - she only asks that you cease interfering.

Herbert M. Shelton

#16. Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys power, and that is even better.

Teresa Mummert

#17. People will tell you that money doesn't buy happiness. They're bloody right. It buys experiences and power and influence and that's a whole lot better than stupid happiness.

Sarah Noffke

#18. Just because you're born in a privileged family and have money doesn't mean you're happy. Happiness you can't buy. Happiness is something you need to work for.

Lapo Elkann

#19. I think money helps us. It helps us. It's our - it's our exchange system. But it does not buy you happiness. It doesn't buy you health.

Victoria Osteen

#20. The myth of true love is one of the greatest self-deceptions ever embraced by the female sex. It's right up there with the ridiculous notion that money can't buy happiness and size doesn't matter.

J.T. Geissinger

#21. Remember that while money doesn't buy happiness, the lack of it certainly breeds misery.

Anonymous

#22. Sometimes it takes more courage to ask for help than to act alone.

Ken Petti

#23. I'm not going to die glamorously. I'll probably be eating a Twinkie, take a bite, and fall over.

Billy Corgan

#24. Do no harm. help when you can. return good for evil.

L.J.Smith

#25. There is nothing to be got in the world anywhere; privation and pain pervade it, and boredom lies in wait at every corner for those who have escaped them. Moreover, wickedness usually reigns, and folly does all the talking. Fate is cruel, and human beings are pathetic.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#26. Money doesn't buy happiness. Some people say it's a heck of a down payment, though.

Denzel Washington

#27. Psychiatry is a pseudoscience ... You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do ... Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even -you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

Tom Cruise

#28. To me, there's no great chef without a great team.

Daniel Boulud

#29. Haven't you heard? Money doesn't buy happiness. Just really nice cars.

Suzanne Young

#30. Money doesn't buy happiness. But happiness isn't everything.

Jean Seberg

#31. We live in the fairy forest of huge trees which is on the other side of the lake, said Farina.

Magda M. Olchawska

#32. Obviously, family values mirror our personal priorities. Given the gravity of current conditions, would parents be willing to give up just one outside thing, giving that time and talent instead to the family.

Neal A. Maxwell